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OH Canada!

What will you do if the US Men's Hockey team defeats

your squad, today?

Why must you live in the shadow of your over indulgent

neighbor?

The US has Saturday Night Live and you had Second

City TV.

Now, the USA wants to completely strip your pride on

the very surface that you play "your" national game.

The US has already taken Lord Stanley's Cup hostage

for seventeen years running with no immediate rescue

plan in the immediate future. If you are not careful,

they may change the name of the cup to the Obama

Stein!

How do you save the sport that, on ice, was born in

Canada from being shifted to the USA's warehouse

of gold?

Win this game today! Team Canuck must win this game

against what you feel is the minor leagues of hockey.

The USA is known for football, basketball and baseball.

Anything on ice was yours, right.

With the USA winning Gold in all these alpine events

and now even Men's Bobsled, is the Global

Warming effect melting our ice and our spirits?

Not if Sid the Kid and Company can get the job done.

The hockey venue will be a raucous venue, for sure,

packed with Canadian fans sitting on the edge of their

seats, willing their team to protect their passion.

Pressure? It is clearly on Team Canada to maintain

its dominance over Team Tea Party.

Who will be the "guard" on duty protecting your goal?

The US troops have crossed the border, poised and

ready to begin their attack.

Let's get ready to rumble!