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May 31, 2010, 12:33 PM
THERE IS A CONSPIRACY!!

FIRST, BARACK OBAMA, A BLACK CHICAGO POLITICIAN FROM HAWAII, BORN IN 1961, IS ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IN 2008, THEN IN 2010 THE CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS WIN THEIR FOURTH STANLEY CUP IN FRANCHISE HISTORY, THEIR FIRST SINCE 1961, THE YEAR OF BARACK OBAMA'S BIRTH, AND THEN, CHICAGO THE BAND IS INDUCTED INTO THE ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME SOMETIME DURING BARACK OBAMA'S TWO TERMS AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

BARACK OBAMA IS BLACK AND HE IS FROM CHICAGO.
THE CHICAGO NHL TEAM IS CALLED THE BLACKHAWKS.
CHICAGO THE BAND PLAYS THE MUSIC OF BLACK PEOPLE.

THIS YEAR, DUSTIN BYFUGLIEN WILL BECOME THE FIRST BLACK GOAL SCORER AND FIRST AFRICAN AMERICAN IN NHL HISTORY TO WIN THE STANLEY CUP AND HE WILL DO IT DURING A BARACK OBAMA PRESIDENCY. GRANT FUHR WAS THE FIRST BLACK GOALTENDER AND FIRST BLACK HOCKEY PLAYER PERIOD TO WIN THE STANLEY CUP AND HE DID IT FIVE TIMES WITH THE EDMONTON OILERS BETWEEN (1984-1990), BUT GRANT FUHR WAS CANADIAN.
 
July 22, 2010  12:46 PM ET

A CHICAGO CONSPIRACY THEORY

FIRST, BARACK OBAMA, A BLACK CHICAGO POLITICIAN FROM HAWAII, BORN IN 1961, IS ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IN 2008, THEN, WITH THE HELP OF BARACK OBAMA, THE CITY OF CHICAGO GOT IN THE BIDDING FOR HOSTING THE 2016 OLYMPICS AND THEY LOST. IN 2010 THE CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS WIN THEIR FOURTH STANLEY CUP IN FRANCHISE HISTORY, BUT THEIR FIRST SINCE 1961, THE YEAR OF BARACK OBAMA'S BIRTH, AND THEN, CHICAGO THE BAND IS INDUCTED INTO THE ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME SOMETIME DURING BARACK OBAMA'S EIGHT YEARS/TWO TERMS AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (2008-2017).

BARACK OBAMA IS BLACK AND HE IS FROM CHICAGO.
THE CHICAGO NHL TEAM IS CALLED THE BLACKHAWKS.
CHICAGO THE BAND PLAYS THE MUSIC OF BLACK PEOPLE.

THIS YEAR, DUSTIN BYFUGLIEN (PRONOUNCED BUFFLIN) BECAME THE FIRST BLACK GOAL SCORER AND FIRST AFRICAN AMERICAN IN NHL HISTORY TO WIN THE STANLEY CUP AND HE DID IT DURING A BARACK OBAMA PRESIDENCY. GRANT FUHR WAS THE FIRST BLACK GOALTENDER AND FIRST BLACK HOCKEY PLAYER PERIOD TO WIN THE STANLEY CUP AND HE DID IT FIVE TIMES WITH THE EDMONTON OILERS BETWEEN 1984 AND 1990, BUT GRANT FUHR WAS CANADIAN. WAYNE GRETZKY, WHO WAS GRANT FUHR'S TEAMMATE ON THE EDMONTON OILERS, WAS BORN IN 1961, THE SAME YEAR AS BARACK OBAMA, AND WHEN HE RETIRED HE HELD 61 NHL RECORDS.

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