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hi,......my name is mrs. shaman, i used to be married to mr. shaman [jack straw was our best man] ,.......i love to cook, but it seems like everyone spits out somebody's hair, i can't figure out why ?.......i'm having an affair with cussword-jim, he's the captain of my water-bed ! .,.....i have all of milly-vanilly's greatest-hits too !...........i'm 25 !

Haha that is so great!

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hi,......my name is mrs. shaman, i used to be married to mr. shaman [jack straw was our best man] ,.......i love to cook, but it seems like everyone spits out somebody's hair, i can't figure out why ?.......i'm having an affair with cussword-jim, he's the captain of my water-bed ! .,.....i have all of milly-vanilly's greatest-hits too !...........i'm 25 !

Now Mrs. me and you are about to have a fight here. You know dang well Jimmy is my man I only let you have him on loan, so I couild do other things this offseason. Well your time with my love machine is over. I am reclaiming what is mine. HAHAHA

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That's because your ex roofied me and strapped me to a hand truck like Hannibal Lecter.

LMAO Jack I thought it was his chopper/scooter.

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yu [rhymes with witch] !,..........jim's on MY waterbed tonight , not on your [top] bunk-bed with your lil' sister on the bottom-bunk !,........go call Lumber up and ~stalk~ him !

You (rhymes with tank) haha YOu wish Jimmy was on your waterbed. But he is in mine.. and loving evey minute of it......HA Your just jealous that Lumber prefered a real woman instead of a well whatever you are. I see Timmy boy bounced you around your alls little love nest to much. You my dear are delusional if you think Jimmy would pick you over me.. LOL

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my [ex] old man shaman had a trike , ......we rode around w. penn. like the scorpion-king and his ''queen''on a chariot , everyone feared and respected us at the trailer-park !

LOL I am sure. I kinda Miss your ex copying and pasting away.

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if anyone wants to contact mr. shaman = http/mrshaman.net/c.o. townlibrary/w.pa./genius-think-tank-members-only club/http.

LOL

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hi,......my name is mrs. shaman, i used to be married to mr. shaman [jack straw was our best man] ,.......i love to cook, but it seems like everyone spits out somebody's hair, i can't figure out why ?.......i'm having an affair with cussword-jim, he's the captain of my water-bed ! .,.....i have all of milly-vanilly's greatest-hits too !...........i'm 25 !

your cooking is horrible, I spit out a tick once

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yu walking around the trailer nude again ? [sigh]

You know why I do the helicopter?? CAUSE I CAN ;-)

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mmmmmmm......yu wanna ''motorboat''' me again ?

I would need a swamp boat

LMAO thanks to all, funny stuff.