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October 18, 2010, 11:00 AM

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"Apparently, Bill Belichick, the fearless leader of the Patriots (also known, to those who've played for him, as Mr. Bigglesworth) was pleased with his team's 23-20 overtime victory on Sunday. We know this because, in a staggering show of emotion, Bill actually smiled after the winning field goal Sunday afternoon (he promptly punched a baby to make up for such a terrible miscue). Also, he was caught releasing the wife of one of his players from his basement dungeon. We don't know yet which wife, but I'm sure it will be announced soon enough. In unrelated news, Matt Light has taken an indefinite leave of absence, as he has moved to Germany.

The Ravens, who came into the game with a 4-1 record, looked sharp..." - http://bit.ly/bbKvYz

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