NFL  > General NFL  > 1st Annual FN NFL Halloween Masquerade Ball!
October 20, 2010, 05:27 PM
You're ALL invited! To get in you must bring at least one guest who is or was affiliated in some way with the NFL.

Who are you bringing and what or who are they masquerading as?

This year's Ball will be a charity event to be held at Cowboys Stadium, because 1) it's big and new; 2) it's glitzy and glamorous; 3) the SB will be held there this year, and 4) the real Cowboys are still hiding in disguise somewhere (probably with the Chargers and 49ers). All funds raised will be used to assist in the ongoing search efforts for those missing three teams, the Cowboys, the Chargers, and the 49ers.

Please, everyone, join the party and help the fans of those three once proud teams... help us find them and bring them back to life!
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October 20, 2010  05:45 PM ET
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Who are you bringing and what or who are they masquerading as?

I'll be bringing Jerry Angelo masquerading as the wheel of a GM. How many failed draft picks will it take before he and his Lovie buddy are gone. It will depend on when Ginny gets tired of teddy playing accountant with her money rather than trying to get the best return for their annuities.

October 20, 2010  06:35 PM ET

*Laffin*.......We may not have good football teams, but we sure can make fun of them!......Good post, Ripper!

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October 20, 2010  07:28 PM ET
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Yes, we can Bull...thanks...Hey, I'm going to the Pats game this weekend, and it's looking like Gates and Floyd will both be out of the lineup (Floyd for sure, Gates up in the air), so I'm willing to try ANYTHING to get the rest of the Chargers to actually show up.Wait, what's that?! Look, over there....by the scoreboard (where else?). Is that the Bolts' Special Teams? Dressed as, . . . huh? Yep, dressed as . . . a Big Black Hole!

Well, if the Cowboys came as themselves, I'm afraid they'd be penalized for posing as a football team. Or, if they came as REAL cowboys, they'd not be able to straddle a horse. They might could stay on a stick horse though.

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October 21, 2010  04:55 PM ET
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I'll be bringing Jerry Angelo masquerading as the wheel of a GM. How many failed draft picks will it take before he and his Lovie buddy are gone. It will depend on when Ginny gets tired of teddy playing accountant with her money rather than trying to get the best return for their annuities.

Damn... there goes my costume.

October 21, 2010  05:19 PM ET

Ha ha! Great post. I'd bring Al Davis masquerading as Mr. Monty Burns. That way he doesn't need to worry about the costume.

October 21, 2010  05:26 PM ET

I will bring Ryan Fitzpatrick and dress him up as a NFL quarterback

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October 22, 2010  08:28 AM ET

I think that I would take Cleveland DB Eric Wright, dressed up like Deion Sanders....at least then he would the look of a good DB to match his ego....now if it would only help his skills. Plus, there might be some WRs at this party; I would like to point out what they look like to him.

Good thread ripper!

October 22, 2010  11:41 PM ET

at least then he would the look of a good DB to match his ego? What kind of grammer is that Mr. Mistake,seeing how you always point out bad grammer.

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April 11, 2011  01:41 PM ET
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Get dibs on Kiper as Dracula for this year's ball...

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