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November 1, 2010, 03:39 PM

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"I'm breaking many long-standing personal traditions and beliefs by writing two articles on the same day, but it has come to my attention via a deluge of horrifying tweets, e-mails, carrier pigeons, smoke signals, gunshot wounds and screaming homeless people that Randy Moss, after only two games of play, has been release by the Minnesota Vikings! It's a good thing Favre didn't kill Randy and eat his brain in his brief tenure with the Vikings, because he will now be looking for work. Many issues are looming large over this shocking news, such as: Is this rumor true?; What could it mean for the Vikings?; Will Favre be next?; Does Randy plan to try and rejoin the Patriots?; Was this all a ploy to help the Patriots beat the Vikings?; Why does my wrist hurt?..." -- http://bit.ly/afLwDP

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