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July 17, 2006, 01:01 PM
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"I don't automatically wash my hands everytime I go to the bathroom. Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. You know when I wash my hands? When I **** on them. That's the only time, and you know how offten that happens? Two or three times a week, tops." - George Carlin

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