NFL  > New England Patriots  > Peyton Manning Takeover Plot Foiled By Tom Brady and Randy Moss
November 22, 2010, 08:43 AM
"In the hotly anticipated battle royale between the always lovable Peyton Manning and the always beautiful Tom Brady, an unlikely hero rose to the top. This man, driven by the kind of passion and diligence that is only embodied by those who truly desire victory above all else, stood tall and proud and said, "Don't worry everyone; I got this." And he then, in a moment sure to be remembered forever by the true fans amongst us, legally changed his name to "Ben Green." English professors around the world rejoiced in the gesture, some brought near to tears, as Mr. Green celebrated the long-awaited change by rushing for 96 yards in the New England Patriots nail-biting victory over the Indianapolis Colts by a score of 31-28.

Branning Bowl 2010 is sure to be thought of as one of the better match-ups between these two future Hall of Fame inductees, especially for the heart-rending Brady, who looked ready to step into an Herbal Essences commercial, hair flitting about magnificently in the stiff breeze, as he took his first few snaps. Despite only throwing for 186 yards, Brady looked very sharp, grabbing 2 touchdown passes, a 123.1 passer rating, and, according to early estimates, at least four endorsement deals and one cameo..."

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