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December 17, 2010, 02:56 PM

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1. Please help Mark Cuban bring down the BCS, but only do so if it improves College Football and creates a playoff and leaves everyone happy and smelling great.

2. World Peace should be a breeze if you pull off #1, now for the really hard stuff, please 'turn The Big House upside down and shake out all the fleas named Rich & Greg', that would be nice and a great service to all those great students and faculty in Ann Arbor.

3. Please relocate the following 'announcers' into some sort of wit-less protection plan that protects the general public.

Lou Holtz
Craig James & Jesse Palmer (these 2 need to get a room)
SEC twins Verne and Gary
Rod Gilmore
Brent Mushyburger & Kirk Herbstreit
and put ESPN, CBS & ABC on Notice, 'mute' is an option.

I think if they were all gone I would actually stop complaining.

4. Pre-game shows, Santa we need MORE PRE-GAME SHOWS, 90 hours a week ain't cuttin it.

5. Finally Santa get yourself something, maybe a supermodel or a Porsche whatever floats your boat and flicks your bic.

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December 17, 2010 02:57 PM ET

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Oh yeah, Merry Christmas everybody!

Hammered_in_Soup

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December 17, 2010 09:41 PM ET

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Hammered, you don't like Herbstreit? My sister-in-law swoons over him...but not because of his analysis.

6. Please free us from the oxygen thieves who peddle wares on these boards and mess up the order of the threads.

7. Please cause every player who has violated the rules and gotten away with it to suffer a Joe Theisman-style break of his right leg, with full severing of both bones included. (I know, I should probably be careful what I wish for, but justice is important to me.)

8. Enable the Master to defeat the apprentice on New Year's Day.

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Griffin, GA

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December 17, 2010 10:39 PM ET

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I don't like Mark Cuban. Just saying. He is the exact opposite of a guy I'd date....

Ms. G

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December 18, 2010 06:18 PM ET

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Originally posted 10:39 PM ET 12.17 by Ms. G

I don't like Mark Cuban. Just saying. He is the exact opposite of a guy I'd date....

Wouldn't date him either, but I hope Santa does make point #1 come true.

Armpit

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December 18, 2010 08:31 PM ET

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Please let the Sooners win a BCS bowl.----------------------------------------------------------------My favorite hangout spot: SoonerSportsBoard.com

Surely you have enough faith in your team to beat UCONN, i would spend my wish to Santa on something less certain, like will you get laid by a beautiful French maid in 2011 or no?

The Big East does not belong in a BCS this year, which brings us back to wish number one, Who is Mark Cuban and whats his plan? I missed that story.

VanByTheRiver

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December 19, 2010 08:52 AM ET

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If they would just get Holtz and Matt Millen off the air I'd be happy.

Veovis

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December 19, 2010 08:53 AM ET

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Originally posted 08:31 PM ET 12.18 by VanByTheRiver

Surely you have enough faith in your team to beat UCONN, i would spend my wish to Santa on something less certain, like will you get laid by a beautiful French maid in 2011 or no?The Big East does not belong in a BCS this year, which brings us back to wish number one, Who is Mark Cuban and whats his plan? I missed that story.

I don't think he has faith in anything except posting spam... IMHO.. lol