NFL  > Cincinnati Bengals  > What Stinks?
February 4, 2011, 03:23 AM
Ok, so this might sound a little strange but one of the things I fear the most is stinking. I sometimes go to extreme measures to make sure that I've beaten the funk (might be a little OCD) but I've learned you can't win every battle - especially if you play sports.

Check out how Dhani Jones tackles odors...pretty brave with the gym shoe. I don't think I could have done it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4oatT47UzA&feature=pl ayer_embedded

What odors are you afraid of???
February 4, 2011  08:07 AM ET

Some Jack-wipe farts at the gym; your winded, breathing through your mouth, gasping for air and some tool floats an air-bisquit. ugh!

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February 5, 2011  09:31 AM ET

What odors are you afraid of???


The stench of spam bots.

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February 9, 2011  12:51 PM ET
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this thread keeps getting bumped up, some loser is reporting comments.

I made a comment about the author's upper lip being "what stinks" and what he must have been smelling, and it was removed. I musta hurt douchescott's feelings. This one will be next.

February 9, 2011  12:54 PM ET
QUOTE(#13):

I made a comment about the author's upper lip being "what stinks" and what he must have been smelling, and it was removed. I musta hurt douchescott's feelings. This one will be next.

LOL!!

Saved for future use!!

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February 10, 2011  03:23 PM ET
QUOTE(#16):

I fear nothing. Except morning after dark beer and cheap tequila drunk liquified doo doo and intermittent gas.

HAH!!!

 
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