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May 29, 2007, 04:56 PM
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Post your favorite Zippy quotes here.

One of my favorites is a story he told in a throwdown about Michael Vick.

"I NEVER QUIT!!!!!!! IT RELATES TO A STORY MY UNCLE TOLD ME ONCE. HE HAD A DOG NAMED PERRY WHO LIKED TO EAT BIRDS. ONE DAY HE TIED A ROPE AROUND A LIVE BIRDS NECK AND WAVED IT IN PERRY'S SNOUT. PERRY ATE THE BIRD AND MY UNCLE'S HAND NEEDED 32 STITCHES."

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May 29, 2007  05:27 PM ET
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Here's another:

"NO, THEY DUNK REAL GOOD.
THEY CAN EVEN JUMP UP AND PUT THE BALL THROUGH THE RIMS. WITH THEIR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS AN ABSOLUTELY INEDIBLE"

May 29, 2007  07:58 PM ET
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This is what he said in relation to the Cowboys cheerleaders:
THEY ARE HOT MEN.
lol. great stuff.

May 29, 2007  08:05 PM ET
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THE MAINERS WILL WIN BECAUSE THEY HAVE A-ROD, GROFFEY JR., CURT SHILLING, RANDY JOHNSON, AND JAY BUHNER
hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

May 29, 2007  08:15 PM ET
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I lved the one about Cowboys cheerleaders and the one in the Mike Vick throwdown. Those were hilarious.

May 29, 2007  09:17 PM ET
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Here's another funny one. He used this in a throwdown about dunk contests:

"spud webb... haha...potatoe"

 
June 1, 2007  05:54 PM ET
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favorite quote coletrain and i were in a throwdown about awards for mlb so far this season zippy bust in with a quote how can you cy yong was good the man has not hit a puck in decades great quote

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