NHL  > General NHL  > CANADA HAS A NEW MAJOR-LEAGUE CALIBRE NHL TEAM!!
June 1, 2011, 02:43 PM
This just in:

Can it be true?? Can it be real??

Rumour has it that a MAJOR LEAGUE QUALITY NHL TEAM has once again landed North of the 49th! It is a happy, happy day for long suffering Canadian hockey fans!

Excitement is running high and people are anxiously looking forward to the debut of that "lovely town by the picturesque lake's" re-introduction to MAJOR LEAGUE ICE HOCKEY! The NHL looks like it has finally COME BACK TO TOWN!!

It's true, hockey fans!!

THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS LOOK LIKE THEY ACTUALLY MIGHT HAVE A QUALITY HOCKEY TEAM NEXT YEAR!!

Oh, yeah. Winnipeg got a team yesterday, too. Almost forgot.

Thierry P. Nihill
Toronto, Ontario
June 5, 2011  02:08 PM ET

I laughed.

 
June 5, 2011  04:48 PM ET

Looks can be deceiving. Prediction: the Jets will finish ahead of the Leafs next year, and the two best Canadian teams will be the Stanley Cup Champion Canucks and the Habs.

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