NFL  > Detroit Lions  > ITS OFF THE MENU, MAYBE THEY WILL BE ABLE TO CATCH A FOOTBALL WITHOUT GREASY FINGERS
January 2, 2009, 09:51 AM
The Lions have a new diet for the 2009 season.The following items will be banned from the menu.
1. greasy fried chicken
2. deep fried chitlins (also greasy)
3. fat back or pork ribs
4. opossum
5. fried river carp

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