MMA  > General MMA  > Best FN MMA Quotes
July 24, 2011, 04:56 AM
I can't sleep so I was shuffling through some old threads, and found some golden quotes. Oldies but goodies:


"I think Sapp will dismantle Lashly. Hopefully we can nip this WWE roider in the bud before he gets an undeserved title fight. He must feel robbed, Lesnar had a worse record when he was given a shot at supposedly the premier heavyweight title!"- Me, rambling nonsensically.


"Lashly is WAY bigger than Sapp" XX


"I'm not calling you blind for disagreeing with me I'm calling you blind for thinking Rua's aggresiveness is gonna do anything to fluster Machida, its gonna fluster Shogun more when he cant hit Machida." JP: Aoki Fan, to me.


"**** female MMA. It's not entertaining....at all."-RobertMenn


"Hate him, wish he would die." Me, using some strong language to describe Matt Hughes


"i bet loki is some millionaire. Sitting in his mansion making things up to make us look stupid for even answering him.-MLanzo


"So here I was, watching Sengoku 10 over the web, when one of the annoucers (Their mike goldman) claimed he had (normally) above 90% of the fights right!!!

Yet, during the show he was wrong on most fights!!!

So... Loki is...guy mezger !!!"-Roni, calling Mike Goldberg "Mike Goldman" and giving us one of the best lines about Loki.


"Roni and I were disagreeing on Matt Hughes. Things just really escalated.

He called me a "blind hater" and said I only make judgements based on my hate of people. I said FU (which got deleted by the mods).

He insulted my intelligence, I insulted his job.

He called me a "spoiled brat" and said I will fail in life because of my attitude. I said his wife is a terrible person and that she causes him to be an alcoholic.

He then threatened," I will not tolerate personal attacks", so I told him that were in cyberspace and that there was nothing he could do that could possibly be to my detriment. I believe I used the phrase "feeble old man" to describe him.

I said that his love of Matt Hughes was so delusional that his children should be taken from him!

Mixed in with all of that was of course us insulting the others grammar and command of the English language.

It was really quite a ridiculous display on both our parts." Me, summing up the "Matt Hughes War" with Roni.


"Sounds like a marvel comics series" Hyped, on the use of the term "Matt Hughes War"


"Awww, Christ.
No one, and I mean no one, wants to see six more fights of Rampage. "-Me, giving another brilliant pearl.


"He (Loki) said:

- That he has guessed correctly the winners of 26 out of 27 of the last main card fights on UFC PPVs

- He also said that there were UFC events prior to UFC 1

- He then added that when the UFC was starting they had smaller events between the PPVs. Therefore, they had an event each month. He said the same about PRIDE.

- He said that he saw Ken Shamrock in a UFC fight before UFC 1. No, not Shamrock on a Pancrase fight, he explicitely said he saw Shamrock at a UFC fight before UFC 1 (we quickly got to the conclusion that he probably saw a worked fight on a pro wrestling federation, the UWF, and thought it was a real fight)

And he said some other rubbish stuff.

As you can see these aren't "opinions". These are "facts" that exist in his head only.

This topic has some of the biggest, most brutal, ignorant "facts" (again, it's not opinions, it's "facts") about MMA: http://www.fannation.com/message_boards/show_topic/102683-d ana-says-fedor-is-not-p4p-best-fighter-in-world

I highly recommend that everyone should read that, for it exposes Loki in tremendous fashion.

And we didn't expose him, he exposed himself when saying stuff like "I was watching the UFC in 1992, before UFC 1 !!!!""-Hyped, on Loki
July 24, 2011  05:50 AM ET

hahaha... some classic stuff right there!!!

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July 24, 2011  03:34 PM ET

Women's MMA does suck though. #JustSaying.

July 24, 2011  03:34 PM ET

But that was funny.

July 24, 2011  04:54 PM ET

LOL.

July 24, 2011  04:54 PM ET

Freaking awesome...

July 24, 2011  08:46 PM ET

I also tried to find the thread where I said that Shogun would completely embarrass Machida, and Machida would never win again inside of the UFC and be released shortly after. I couldn't find it though.

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July 25, 2011  01:13 AM ET

Plenty of pearls you got there.

July 25, 2011  02:47 AM ET

Classic link.

July 25, 2011  07:36 AM ET
QUOTE(#3):

Women's MMA does suck though. #JustSaying.

C'mon guy! It is very entertaining. Sure it has it's moments where you feel as if you are watching a Clay Guida fight.

July 25, 2011  08:53 AM ET
QUOTE(#11):

C'mon guy! It is very entertaining. Sure it has it's moments where you feel as if you are watching a Clay Guida fight.

Why becaus eboth have long hair and bleed all over their opponents?? hahahahahaha

July 25, 2011  11:48 AM ET
QUOTE(#12):

Why because both have long hair and bleed all over their opponents?? hahahahahaha

lol nice!

July 25, 2011  01:18 PM ET

There were others too, the old threads are goldmines for some hilarious stuff.

July 25, 2011  07:43 PM ET
QUOTE(#12):

Why becaus eboth have long hair and bleed all over their opponents?? hahahahahaha

Boom!

July 26, 2011  08:12 AM ET
QUOTE(#12):

Why becaus eboth have long hair and bleed all over their opponents?? hahahahahaha

well played Scotty

July 27, 2011  05:13 PM ET

I didn't make the cut for any memorable stuff? Boo this list!

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July 31, 2011  01:19 PM ET

LOL , after my Next Fedor post .... I might have a few on that list , Stay tuned. Haters gonna Hate ....

 
August 15, 2011  07:51 AM ET

Still awesome.

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