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Originally posted 06:11 PM ET  07.25 by Al Crazy Old Coot

Really I have no clue, please advise.Buy players on the free agent market OR have another cream cheese and bagel?(toasted this time with strawberry jelly), never mind I know what I am doing!You Raider fans will continue to suffer, that is my will! HA!

Hi uncle Al.

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Originally posted 06:11 PM ET  07.25 by Al Crazy Old Coot

Really I have no clue, please advise.Buy players on the free agent market OR have another cream cheese and bagel?(toasted this time with strawberry jelly)

Can't you do both?

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Originally posted 06:12 PM ET  07.25 by DJRoxalot

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QUOTE(#4):

Originally posted 07:08 PM ET  07.25 by {+}SANTA-MARGE{+}

i wonder if Al's dependz are silver-n-black or are they just yellow-n-brown ??

Silver & Black on the outside and Yellow & Brown on the inside.

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Originally posted 07:04 PM ET  07.25 by Neal Coolong

Can't you do both?

Multi-tasking is for you youngins' not for old farts like me.

Where is Branch and Plunkett when I need them. Man I thought we hit gold again with JaMarcus like we did with Marcus (Allen), that did not work out.
q.) Oh well what's $49 million between a 'drank' addict and a egotistical tyrant?
a.) Last place and a joke to the rest of the league.

Did I mention people used to call me a 'genius', man that was a long time ago.

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Originally posted 07:08 PM ET  07.25 by {+}SANTA-MARGE{+}

i wonder if Al's dependz are silver-n-black or are they just yellow-n-brown ??

THAT is not a question you want answered!

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Originally posted 07:17 PM ET  07.25 by {+}SANTA-MARGE{+}

ol' man = you're ready for pampers not dependz !

If I had those then I could just 'go' whenever I wanted, WAIT A MINUTE I already do that.

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Originally posted 07:17 PM ET  07.25 by {+}SANTA-MARGE{+}

ol' man = you're ready for pampers not dependz !

Screw that, I need a port-a-potty attached to mid-section, just walk around a 'go' whenever I want.
Wait a minute I already do that!

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Originally posted 07:29 PM ET  07.25 by {+}SANTA-MARGE{+}

i hear your care-giver is only feeding you Taco-Bell [beanz-n-burritos],.....=....at least you won't need any embalming-fluid on your d-day.

HHHHMMMMMM You have given me an idea to make money off of other really really old people.
TacoBell & embalming fluid, WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THIS BEFORE?

you know a nun like you and a old geezer like me could make some music together, HEY I am NOT dead YET! at least that is what the doctors tell me.

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Originally posted 07:22 PM ET  07.25 by Al Crazy Old Coot

If I had those then I could just 'go' whenever I wanted, WAIT A MINUTE I already do that.

You pee like a stallion at 7:00, poop like a bull at 8:00 and then get up at 9:00. What a great life!

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Originally posted 07:34 PM ET  07.25 by Al Crazy Old Coot

you know a nun like you and a old geezer like me could make some music together, HEY I am NOT dead YET! at least that is what the doctors tell me.

Mother is already making sweet music with Father Murphy.

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Originally posted 07:44 PM ET  07.25 by {+}SANTA-MARGE{+}

*mother-blushing*...........oh al, ....i would take my dentures out for you, but i don't think there's anything left to bite !

There may be snow on the roof and the fireplace is under water but we could always share a metamorphic moment.