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July 27, 2011, 04:42 PM
Uncle Jerry has spoken! Listening to him on the NFL Network, it's classic Jerryspeak. You can hear him talking, but what is he actually saying? Maybe I'm off in left field or something, but I had no idea what he was actually trying to convey. I did understand him saying that this lockout was a "learning experience", and that he was proud to have been a part of it. His body English suggested that he was wanting to dance there for a few minutes.
I guess it could be worse tho. The Cowboys could have Mike Brown or Dan Snyder for an owner.

I actually saw Jerry Jones in person once, when he brought his cheerleaders down to this area for a Labor Day event at Ford Arena, along with Tracy Byrd, Mark Chestnutt and Tracy Lawrence........free concert and party. (Yes, I got a good close up look at those cheerleaders.................*grins*). Jerry did speak there as well, but again, made no sense.
July 27, 2011  04:55 PM ET

Maybe all those face lifts have impeded his ability to speak clearly.

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July 27, 2011  05:33 PM ET
QUOTE(#2):

hey bull,.......yu should've ~yanked~ his toupe off !!

Forget that! Yank a top off a cheerleader!

As a Cowboy fan though, we all know he's a loss of one marble shy before turning into Al Davis...fortunately he does know more about football than Snyder, which aint sayin much!

The 3 highest payrolls, and look at us....I was hoping for a season ending lockout...LMAO!

July 27, 2011  05:34 PM ET
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Maybe all those face lifts have impeded his ability to speak clearly.

Yeah, can you imagine a "Michael Jackson" Jerry Jones?

He never ceases to amaze me...........lol

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July 27, 2011  05:36 PM ET
QUOTE(#2):

hey bull,.......yu should've ~yanked~ his toupe off !!

I didn't get close enough to Jerry. I was watching the cheerleaders...........I left wife sitting in the bleacher things, and I walked up and get me some good views...............man, If I were to do some of those moves they did, I'd be in the hospital for months........

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July 27, 2011  05:40 PM ET
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Forget that! Yank a top off a cheerleader! As a Cowboy fan though, we all know he's a loss of one marble shy before turning into Al Davis...fortunately he does know more about football than Snyder, which aint sayin much!The 3 highest payrolls, and look at us....I was hoping for a season ending lockout...LMAO!

Yeah, he's a few sandwiches short of a picnic, for sure. But, I'd rather him than Brown, Snyder or Al Davis.. I feel sorry for the Bengals fans, because Mike Brown is gonna show people that he's going to win the "war of wills" with Palmer, instead of getting what he can for him........That's stupid. Jerry will cut his losses anyway, and quit throwing good money after bad.

July 27, 2011  05:41 PM ET
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Bull they had that stunt you were gonna do in a TD 'Parcour',it's called.I just have a dirrent observation on exactly what it is.

Well, I'm too damn old to walk anymore, much less do the things cheerleaders do.

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July 27, 2011  05:53 PM ET
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hahaha!!! Bull,i second that!!,but yer right about yer owner,He would drop Carson like..'yesterday',but we got a brand new QB,don't have very high hopes of getting into the playoffs,becuase of Brown,and yer Team's Owner will try anything too get into the playoffs,Jerry for being an a#1hasshole,at least 'try's'.

I just wished Jerry would speak in normal English, instead of using $40 words and $65 phrases, so normal speaking fans would know what he's talking about.

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July 27, 2011  06:00 PM ET
QUOTE(#13):

I think I found Jerry's long lost twin.

Skeletor?..........lol

 
July 27, 2011  06:01 PM ET
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I just wished Jerry would speak in normal English, instead of using $40 words and $65 phrases, so normal speaking fans would know what he's talking about.

That sounds like an ex boyfriend of mine. All talk and no action.

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