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Lock all their players in a bathroom stall at Ben Rothlesbergers house.

Up early BGII.

Money whorehouse? Bagful of bananas?

I was unaware wh0res took bananas.

QUOTE(#5):

Originally posted 04:28 AM ET  07.31 by Unknown Comic

Narrator"Lock all their players in a bathroom stall at Ben Rothlesbergers house."We could lock every female on the planet in a bathroom stall at your house and you still couldn't get laid.Face it: You couldn't get laid at a money whorehouse with a bagful of bananas!Now try to come up with something that's remotely witty or funny .. because that last post there was an epic failure on both counts.

LMAO!

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Originally posted 09:54 AM ET  07.31 by Orange Juice

The Steelers will be just fine and really aren't desperate to sign any big name free agents. The Steelers have traditionally built primarily through the draft and have been very successful with that approach. I expect them to win their division again this season.

The Steelers look tough again this year and signed a big rookie RB from Wisconsin. John Clay is 260 lbs of solid muscle and will give Pittsburgh a solid short yardage rusher.

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Originally posted 05:25 PM ET  07.30 by iwantfootball

Do they really need Plaxico Burress? Is he worth the money?What choices do they have with offensive lineman? After letting go of Max Starks and Flozell Adams, Pittsburgh needs someone to keep Roethlisberger safe in that pocket!Any thoughts?

Maybe they could trade big mouth Harrison for a good offensive lineman.

QUOTE(#5):

Originally posted 04:28 AM ET  07.31 by Unknown Comic

Narrator"Lock all their players in a bathroom stall at Ben Rothlesbergers house."We could lock every female on the planet in a bathroom stall at your house and you still couldn't get laid.Face it: You couldn't get laid at a money whorehouse with a bagful of bananas!Now try to come up with something that's remotely witty or funny .. because that last post there was an epic failure on both counts.

Your getting me confused with your romantic hero Rothlesberger. Isn't that were he goes to molest little girls.

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Originally posted 04:34 AM ET  07.31 by DJRoxalot

I was unaware wh0res took bananas.

They do in Pittsburgh. Thats how Blackgold II bought his current wife.

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Originally posted 01:57 PM ET  07.31 by drip drop

Maybe they could trade big mouth Harrison for a good offensive lineman.

Didn't you hear he is now on his knees begging for Rothlesbergers forgiveness. His excuse :I didn't mean to say what I said.

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Originally posted 04:48 PM ET  07.31 by Mr. Trump

If Hugh Hefner can still get laid, there is hope for Narrator.

Thats right Hef gives me all his throwaways that he can't pleasure.