MLB  > Colorado Rockies  > coorsfield...Help!!
August 15, 2011, 01:52 PM
whats happening?

Im heading to coors field in a week, never been. how is the park?, and is there any really cool things i should check out? food/beer/merchandise/resturants.
 
September 5, 2011  03:50 PM ET

Gee, Think Blue. You must really be blue in your thinking now since none of the million people who come here to this hugely popular message board* cared enough to answer your request for help! I've never been to Coors Field either, but I think I've seen an ad on TV where this huge beer train covered with iciness and cold steam goes rolling through the stadium at like 100 MPH -- so be real careful. That has to kill hundreds of people everytime it comes through there like that, but i never see that mentioned in the summaries of the games. Well, it's too late now, though to warn you, since you already went and, goodness willing, are back, safe and sound, having leapt out of the way of that insane train.... Maybe Ozzie Osbourne is the engineer? No, he's sober now, I believe...

Walt Brown

*Actually, I have never seen a message board that has so many people who just come and look at the few threads that are here and then leave without a trace... Isn't that a TV show? I'll bet it's about the CNN/SI MLB Message Board!

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