NFL  > Buffalo Bills  > Bills don't know what to do with 2 wins.
September 23, 2011, 06:35 PM
BUFFALO, NY???Following their thrilling 38-35 week-two victory over the Oakland Raiders Sunday, the Buffalo Bills expressed confusion over what the hell they were supposed to do with their two wins now that they have them. "I hope we get to keep these, because a lot of the guys really like these wins," said quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick, helping teammates build a special shelf in the corner of the locker room where the team intends to keep the wins. "I bet you if we lose this week the league will try to take them away from us, but we're not going to let ???em. We love these wins." As of press time, several players had asked head coach Chan Gailey whether the NFL had a rewards program in which wins could be cashed in for flight upgrades or similar prizes.

(Courtesy of the Onion Sports Network)
September 23, 2011  06:46 PM ET

That's funny stuff.

September 23, 2011  06:55 PM ET
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That's funny stuff.

LOL. Your lucky your avatar isn't physically assaulted!

September 23, 2011  07:27 PM ET

Those folks in upstate New York deserve a good team, they are the definition of loyal fans.
Go Buffalo and thanks for the wings!

September 23, 2011  07:41 PM ET
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Those folks in upstate New York deserve a good team, they are the definition of loyal fans.Go Buffalo and thanks for the wings!

Ditto, lol.

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September 23, 2011  08:47 PM ET

Should be one of the best games this weekend!

September 24, 2011  02:09 AM ET

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September 24, 2011  02:30 AM ET
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Should be one of the best games this weekend!

Bills? Their past few years is karma for losing 4 SBs in a row.

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November 2, 2011  06:20 AM ET

What can I say? I've been a Bills fan for more than 40 years and remember AFL Championships and the title game lost with Super Bowl I on the line. After many years of exile, I think it's time for Scott Norwood to be welcomed back to the Bills family. After all, how many wishes for an NFL jersey have come and gone. It was 47 yards, not a chip shot. All of this benevolence is, of course, in recognition that we're back and we'll stay with #14 and Chan Gailey leading the grittiest team I've seen in a long time.

 
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