NFL  > General NFL  > JD's season review and special awards.... week 5
October 10, 2011, 09:12 AM
After week 5 it is safe to say we all have a clear idea of what teams are clearly headed to the playoffs and what teams are failing miserably.

First out of the playoff gate are the Pats and Packers, whom some would say is our 2011 SB combo. I am starting to agree with this thinking, however I can't count out a few others on the AFC side. Steelers, Ravens, houston

The kick in the balls award goes to Mike Vick and the "dream team" as they talked up a good game during pre-season, and then didn't have the balls to back it up. The crying to the media secured their place in the swollen nuts dept. I suggest a larger jock and less talking/tweeting to the media until the swelling goes down.

The total waste of talent award goes to the Denver Broncos. Obvious reasons.

Bad tattoo award goes to The Jets and sexy rexy.. They need to prepare for their next photo shoot, they can't be bothered with things like talent and winning.

"HOW BOUT THOSE" award goes to the Raiders and there beloved Al Davis! RIP dude.

I would like to give special mention to Jim Irsay...he gets the "TWIT" award. He exemplifies the word "wasted" as he tweets the unintelligble. Someone needs to replace his phone with one of those ones filled with candy. He won't notice the difference.

feel free to add your own oblivious awards!
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October 10, 2011  09:31 AM ET

"After week 5 it is safe to say we all have a clear idea of what teams are clearly headed to the playoffs and what teams are failing miserably."

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Whew!!! I'm guessin' you don't have much of a future as a Vegas-mentor.

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