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This was a email my friend sent me.



One foggy night, a Cubs fan was heading north, and a Sox fan was driving south.

While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both
cars.

The Cubs fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage.

He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"

Likewise the Sox fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling
fortunate to have survived.

The Cubs fan walks over to the Sox fan and says, "Hey man, I think this is
a sign that we should put away our differences and live as friends instead
of rivals."

The White Sox fan thinks a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely
right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else
survived the wreck."

The Sox fan pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of
Jack Daniels.

He says to the Cubs fan, "I think this is another sign. We should toast
to our newfound friendship."

The Cubs fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half the
bottle, he hands it back to the White Sox fan and says, "Your turn!"

The Sox fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the bottle
over the bridge into the river, and says,

"Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."