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FN is so slow that even though I started this joke. . .
. . . I had to finish it. Thanks a lot Grandpa for making me wait around to complete this sentence just to get my inheritance. That was mean.

I would respond, but FN is so slow it would never get there

QUOTE(#2):

Originally posted 11:17 AM ET  01.21 by BackRoads

I would respond, but FN is so slow it would never get there

But you beat the other 10 posters in the queue ....

Oh thank goodness, i thought it was just me.

FN has two speeds. Slow and Stopped.

FanNation is so slow ... some of the spammers have left.

QUOTE(#7):

Originally posted 11:26 AM ET  01.22 by Dr. B-f-G

FanNation is so slow ... some of the spammers have left.

Really?

I generally try to type my responses to stories the day before....They tend to fit the story anyway and when it finally goes through....Bingo...<typed January 21 at 11:30 pm>

This site is getting so bad that I don't even get stuck spinny thing anymore....the page just goes blank....

"Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige..."

If you know the joke, you'll recognize the punch line.

QUOTE(#13):

Originally posted 02:52 PM ET  01.22 by Tin Man

If you know the joke, you'll recognize the punch line.

Oldie but a goodie. The difference between a wife, prostitute and mistress. I just told that joke at poker a few months ago.

Maybe denial of bandwidth was an anti-spam strat...

go to www.espn.com...problem solved....

QUOTE(#14):

Originally posted 03:05 PM ET  01.22 by Tribute to Troy

Oldie but a goodie. The difference between a wife, prostitute and mistress. I just told that joke at poker a few months ago.

House of Prostitution had 3 floors.

1st floor was all Models and Actresses

2nd floor was populated by beautiful housewives

3rd floor was populated by teachers

On Grand Opening...1st floor was busiest...2nd floor had a few (overflow)...3rd floor had one.

Next month 1st and 2nd floors tied and 3 floor had 10 customers.

Following month....1st floor had one, 2nd floor had a few...3rd floor was rocking.

Asked why....

1st floor was models and actresses...thou very beautiful...couldn't mess up their hair, makeup or clothes...

2nd floor was housewives...had to hang up you clothes, couldn't make a mess, everything had to be neat and tidy.

3rd floor...teachers....made you do it over and over until you got it right...../

.......sooooooo ......slooooooooowwwwww!

It's really quite quick at this hour.

FN is so slow, even B1G fans are biotching about the slowness.