NFL  > Pittsburgh Steelers  > Tim Lumber : Insulting Jokes For Loser Pittsburgh Steeler Fans!
January 30, 2009, 02:14 AM
Im the living legend Baltimore Sun Midnight Sun columnist and I'm here today to bring you my 1st ever uncensored disrespectful Pittsburgh Steeler jokes..who cares what Pittsburgh thinks...there a bunch of losers anyway! #1 Little Ben has signed a endoresment deal for BENGAY ointments! #2 When Hines Ward runs it looks like he has chopsticks stuck up his butt! #3 If Hollywood ever makes a dumb and dumber part 3 Steeler WR Sweed would be the star...did anyone watch the ball bounce out his hands several times in the Baltimore game...then he falls on the ball he drops and gets hurt! Sweed...he must be smoking that weed! #4 Was that Art Rooney..or was that Mr.Magoo? #5 What Pittsburgh loser created the Steeler helmit? #6 Steeler fans are yellow just like there chicken towels! #7 Being born in Pittsburgh is like saying you were born in H-LL!! #8 Since Pittsburgh fans are on wellfare most of them dont even have T.V.'s to watch the Super Bowl!!
January 30, 2009  02:40 AM ET

Those were neither funny or witty, mostly just stupid.

January 30, 2009  03:14 AM ET

Dont quit your day job. Or on second thought go ahead.

January 30, 2009  03:25 AM ET

Tim, you are a moron. You are almost too dumb to be real. Walk into one of the thousands of Steelers bars in this country, do your stand-up comedy routine and see what happens.

January 30, 2009  07:23 AM ET

Yawwwwwwwwwwwnn

January 30, 2009  07:41 AM ET

shear comedic genius!

January 30, 2009  07:41 AM ET

of course im lying here!

January 30, 2009  09:15 AM ET

when do the jokes start?

January 30, 2009  09:16 AM ET

Helmit? nice spelling Mr. world class columnist

January 30, 2009  09:27 AM ET

"Baltimore Sun Midnight Sun "

LOL

January 30, 2009  10:13 AM ET

Was these time jokes? We laugh when we have time? I didn't even crack a smile, and I'm not even a Steeler fan.

January 30, 2009  11:03 AM ET

There's no way that guy's serious. He's just trying to see what kind of replies he can get. He's probably not even really from Baltimore. If the Ravens would have won, maybe he would be on here claiming to be a Pittsburgh fan hating Baltimore. Either way, that guy is pretty creepy. I just hope he doesn't have kids locked up in his basement or something.

January 30, 2009  11:11 AM ET

Bottom line is... the ravens lost. Even though they tried their best to take cheap shots after the lay. At least the Black and Gold have the nuts to face the person when they slap them down.

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January 30, 2009  01:41 PM ET

WOW! THOSE WERE REALLY GOOD AND INSULTING! HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU SOUND REALLY KNOWLEGABLE CALLING THEM LOSERS WHEN THIS IS SUPER BOWL #2 WITHIN 4 YEARS. GOOD WORK DILL!

January 30, 2009  04:29 PM ET

I hate the Steelers and I'm not fond of their fans, but they those jokes were lame

January 30, 2009  05:20 PM ET

Look guys...give Tim a break. He's obviously a few bricks shy of a load, not dealing with a full deck. Retarded people deserve our compassion and out of respect for the challenging issues Tim is dealing with I'd like to let him know that his input here, while grossly off base, IS, in fact, funny. The one question I have is: "Is it difficult to lick the window when your helmit is on?"

January 30, 2009  05:22 PM ET

And "Helmit" is spelled incorrectly above for a reason.

January 30, 2009  08:37 PM ET

This is the same stuff from your other blog Tim Toolbag! Don't you have new jokes?? I mean seriously, I was expecting a little more from such a professional icon like yourself!! Real writers don't write the same S*&%!!! Oh, and if you did stand up in the Burgh, you would probably get run over! Heck, even Baltimore would boo you off stage with those "so-called" jokes.

P.S. Your grammar is TERRIBLE!

January 30, 2009  10:40 PM ET

We have to cut Tim a little slack here. He just heard his parents were getting divorced.

However, they will still be spending Christmas and other special holidays together. After all, his parents are still brother and sister.

 
January 30, 2009  11:19 PM ET

PATHETIC! You have no talent, no wit or sense of humor, and no class; SAD to SAY!
The PITTSBURGH STEELERS and their FANS are WORLD CLASS, did your dog eat your homework little BUDDY? Ask around if your not too ashamed, maybe you'll learn something.
ROOT for whoever you want, good luck to both teams. Can I send you a SIX PACK?

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