NFL  > General NFL  > Jerry Jones and the "Gloryhole" Days
August 6, 2012, 07:04 PM
I didn't notice any threads concerning this comment made by the illustrious Jerry Jones, so I thought I would, and maybe even try to make a comeback in FN while I'm at it.

???I want to officially close the window to closing the window,??? Jones said. ???That was off-season talk. I do feel a sense of urgency, though. I???ve been here 23 years. I???ve been here when it was glory hole days and when it wasn???t. I want me some glory hole!???.....Jerry Jones

Anyone in the oil and gas exploration business knows that ???Glory hole??? is a commonly used expression. But, words and expressions change. Gay used to mean being happy, too. I'm not going to go into details about the "new" meaning of this word, but suffice to say, it has a sexual connotation much as the word gay does now.

Will this man ever quit? Stay tuned, this year should be interesting to say the least.
August 6, 2012  07:06 PM ET

Oh...........the avatar I have on is of a cheerleader from the "gloryhole" years................hahahahaha

August 6, 2012  07:06 PM ET

Jerry Jones heyday was when Jimmy Johnson was head coach.

August 6, 2012  07:07 PM ET
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Oh...........the avatar I have on is of a cheerleader from the "gloryhole" years................hahahahaha

She was on the cheerleading squad in the 90's?

August 6, 2012  07:17 PM ET
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She was on the cheerleading squad in the 90's?

Hahaha.........I have no idea. I found the pic somewhere in Facebook, and saved it. It's a bit big for this, tho.

August 6, 2012  07:26 PM ET
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Hahaha.........I have no idea. I found the pic somewhere in Facebook, and saved it. It's a bit big for this, tho.

Is that Betty White?

August 6, 2012  07:31 PM ET
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Is that Betty White?

It's supposedly a former cheerleader from the championship days of the Cowboys............likely a farce, and not true, but it's funny.

August 6, 2012  08:08 PM ET
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Jerry Jones heyday was when Jimmy Johnson was head coach.

They should have paid for Mike Lynn's funeral...he was the GM of the Vikings who built the Cowboys Super Bowl team...He traded 11 players for Herschel Walker...seven of those starters, on the Cowboys 90's Super Bowl teams.

You can only find a sucker like that once in a life time.

August 6, 2012  08:10 PM ET

Hey Bull. Somewhere Otis and I did make reference to that comment. You really think we would have let that one slip by? lol! So today Brodney Pool was released. Talk about about staying around for a cup of coffee. HA!

August 6, 2012  08:17 PM ET
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They should have paid for Mike Lynn's funeral...he was the GM of the Vikings who built the Cowboys Super Bowl team...He traded 11 players for Herschel Walker...seven of those starters, on the Cowboys 90's Super Bowl teams.You can only find a sucker like that once in a life time.

That was one of the most lopsided trades in NFL history. I'm surprised that Lynn kept his job after that deal.

August 6, 2012  08:18 PM ET
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Is that Betty White?

be nice or Betty will punch your clock!

August 6, 2012  08:19 PM ET
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Hey Bull. Somewhere Otis and I did make reference to that comment. You really think we would have let that one slip by? lol! So today Brodney Pool was released. Talk about about staying around for a cup of coffee. HA!

I figured as much, but no thread on it. I didn't want to dig and dig and dig..........hahaha

Besides, it was a good excuse for me to create a thread and maybe make a grand entrancce..............lol

I'm waiting for them to release these free agents and resign those they had last year.

August 6, 2012  08:20 PM ET
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They should have paid for Mike Lynn's funeral...he was the GM of the Vikings who built the Cowboys Super Bowl team...He traded 11 players for Herschel Walker...seven of those starters, on the Cowboys 90's Super Bowl teams.You can only find a sucker like that once in a life time.

Howdy BG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

August 6, 2012  08:21 PM ET
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be nice or Betty will punch your clock!

She probably could :-)

August 6, 2012  08:22 PM ET
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I figured as much, but no thread on it. I didn't want to dig and dig and dig..........hahaha Besides, it was a good excuse for me to create a thread and maybe make a grand entrancce..............lolI'm waiting for them to release these free agents and resign those they had last year.

very good entrance <applause>

August 7, 2012  01:12 PM ET

So does anyone know how much "gloryhole" costs on the open market these days???

August 7, 2012  04:01 PM ET

I want me some Glory Hole!!!

August 7, 2012  04:03 PM ET

Hahahahahaha

August 7, 2012  04:07 PM ET
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I want me some Glory Hole!!!

Watch out for the Teeth.......LOL that's the trouble with glory holes you never know what's lurking on the other side.

August 7, 2012  05:34 PM ET

^^^ OUCH!!!

 
August 7, 2012  05:40 PM ET

Glory holes are great for anonymous consentual sex with willing participants hopefull of the opposite sex. However, you just don't know what hole is on the other side of that hole. My worst nightmare is when I am finished, something I don't want to see pops through the hole! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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