NFL  > Dallas Cowboys  > more problems for Jerry Jones
August 22, 2012, 10:58 AM
DALLAS (AP) - A Texas woman is suing the Dallas Cowboys and owner Jerry Jones, saying her buttocks was severely burned when she sat on a bench outside Cowboys Stadium.

In a lawsuit filed last week in Tarrant Count, Jennelle Carrillo said the black marble bench was in direct sunlight on a hot August afternoon before a Cowboys scrimmage last year. A weather official says the high temperature on that day was 101 degrees.

Carrillo's lawyer, Michael Wash, said his client didn't know the extent of the burns until after receiving medical attention. The lawsuit claims she was hospitalized and underwent skin grafts.

The lawsuit claims there were no warnings about sitting on the benches in hot weather.



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August 22, 2012  11:13 AM ET

Sounds about,like that bufoon that spilled hot coffee on his ctrotch driving out of McDonalds and i think he won the suit!
I guess JJ's gona have too 'payup' on this expensive piece of trim also.

August 22, 2012  11:13 AM ET

oops crotch

August 22, 2012  11:32 AM ET

LOL... $100 grand per cheek will probably do it

August 22, 2012  12:05 PM ET

Sorry but I read this several days ago and I think the dumb bitch is being completely ridiculous. If this case holds water, I am so gonna sue Ford because everytime I get in my truck in the summertime, I burn my hands on the steering wheel...

Frickfrackin' ridiculous. Where did she think she was anyway??

*wants to smack someone*

August 22, 2012  12:10 PM ET

You'd have to have signs on damn near everything in the summertime here. It gets hot and things in the sun heat up quickly. Just need to be careful where you put your **** Maybe she has more of a problem with the doctor that grafted her aSs and should sue them.

August 22, 2012  12:32 PM ET

Hahahahahahahahaha!

August 22, 2012  12:36 PM ET

I was reading another story about this and apparently she was sitting for a period of time while searing her hamhocks. When she got up to use the rest room it was then she realized she had a rump roast.

August 22, 2012  01:24 PM ET

That's one hot ....... vs. Jerry's hot head. Money talks in mysterious ways. I could say her ....... has no feelings too. YIKES!

August 22, 2012  02:31 PM ET

You can find stupid warning signs, or labels, on just about anything, like "Do not use while bathing" on hair dryers.....or ""Do not use for personal hygiene" (on Scrubbing Bubbles Fresh Brush)
.......the reason for those being there is because someone somewhere TRIED it.

August 22, 2012  02:39 PM ET

The bench should have a sign - Caution: Hot Surface Contact With **** May Cause Burns. And of course it will need to be bilingual.

August 22, 2012  02:40 PM ET

I guess they don't like **** today.

August 22, 2012  02:42 PM ET

aSs

August 22, 2012  02:47 PM ET

Give it some time. Benches will have signs on them too.......hahahaha

August 22, 2012  03:00 PM ET

Part of her claim includes disfigurement. Not sure I would want to be in court when that evidence is revealed. LOL!

August 22, 2012  03:01 PM ET
QUOTE(#14):

Part of her claim includes disfigurement. Not sure I would want to be in court when that evidence is revealed. LOL!

Hahahaha......me either. I bet her brain has been disfigured tho.

August 22, 2012  03:07 PM ET
QUOTE(#14):

Part of her claim includes disfigurement. Not sure I would want to be in court when that evidence is revealed. LOL!

I figure she wore some nylon leggins and they melted to her ass. Probably why she discovered it in the bathroom cause she couldn't pull her pants down. Thus the need for skin grafts.

But still... hahahahaha! Damn.

August 22, 2012  03:16 PM ET
QUOTE(#16):

I figure she wore some nylon leggins and they melted to her ass. Probably why she discovered it in the bathroom cause she couldn't pull her pants down. Thus the need for skin grafts.But still... hahahahaha! Damn.

Like P T Barnum used to say "There's a sucker born every minute", but nowadays it's more like either a **** or an idiot. Greedy **** and idiots.

August 22, 2012  03:17 PM ET

**= dumba.s.s.e.s

August 22, 2012  03:18 PM ET
QUOTE(#18):

**= dumba.s.s.e.s

she probably figures she burned a perfectly good rump roast.

 
August 22, 2012  07:44 PM ET

It would be funny ifn it wasn't so true. like peeps running out between cars too deliberately get hit.

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