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Bay Area resident here.

Since no one actually wants to see the Raiders play in person, the late Al Davis got the Alameda County commissioner to pass an ordinance requiring all county residents to get a Personal Seat License for their household commode. It shows up as a line item on your property tax bill.

I used to (sort of) enjoy taking a dump on my toilet with JaMarcus Russel's smiling face on it, but lately I'm starting to wonder just who is ****-ing on whom.

QUOTE(#2):

Originally posted 05:12 PM ET  11.18 by Just another DJ

UB bulls is his real name. Use that.

I'd rather he used my film name: Dirk Diggler.

QUOTE(#3):

Originally posted 01:09 AM ET  11.19 by UB bulls

I'd rather he used my film name: Dirk Diggler.

No, thats too close to DJ Diggler.

Anyone who took out a mortgage, got a second job, sold their car, etc. to get the right to buy tickets to a sporting event is an idiot worthy of shame, not sympathy. By the way....if you're reaching out to the morons on this website for help with your homework - my condolences to your parents' bank account. It's gonna take a beating.

QUOTE(#1):

Originally posted 05:09 PM ET  11.18 by UB bulls

Bay Area resident here.Since no one actually wants to see the Raiders play in person, the late Al Davis got the Alameda County commissioner to pass an ordinance requiring all county residents to get a Personal Seat License for their household commode. It shows up as a line item on your property tax bill.I used to (sort of) enjoy taking a dump on my toilet with JaMarcus Russel's smiling face on it, but lately I'm starting to wonder just who is ****-ing on whom.

I would say someone is **** out of luck, but I don't know to whom to say it to.

QUOTE(#5):

Originally posted 01:22 AM ET  11.19 by williewilliejuan

By the way....if you're reaching out to the morons on this website for help with your homework - my condolences to your parents' bank account. It's gonna take a beating.

What he said

Well come on dude, how about an update. Were you able to use any of our stuff?

Four post in a row. We'ins in FanNation call that a quad. Some quads are better than others. This one took 4 days on a dead thread, so this one, not so much. But still a quad.

Is any of this helping at all?

Hello my name is Van,, AND I LIVE IN A VAN!!!!
DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!!!

Oh by the way,,,

GO IRISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

QUOTE(#11):

Originally posted 11:12 PM ET  11.23 by GrandTheftHarley

Beat the SI Cover Curse.

I use SI for toilet paper.

QUOTE(#12):

Originally posted 11:13 PM ET  11.23 by VanByTheRiver

I use SI for toilet paper.

I should know better than this, but....

What do you use toilet paper for?

Now remember, this is for research for the SC goober

QUOTE(#14):

Originally posted 11:27 PM ET  11.23 by GrandTheftHarley

Smooth river pebbles would work better. Besides, you know you only buy SI for the Swimsuit Issue. ;)

SI has a swimsuit issue?

I never knew.....

It's the body paint issue to you, D2.

I like body paint-- the clear gloss kind