NFL  > General NFL  > Titus Young - FAIL
May 8, 2013, 12:59 PM
Arrested twice in 15 hours.

First for DUI, then after they released him he broke into the impound lot to get try to get his car back.

So....DUI *and* burglary.

Wow.

Maybe since he has no job he was trying to get his car back so he can sell it and pay for his legal bills?

Titus Young is no relation to either Malcom or Angus - founders of ACDC.
May 8, 2013  01:05 PM ET

I knew a guy when I was a kid who got bit by 2 dogs in one day about 15 hours apart.

May 8, 2013  03:00 PM ET

Tsutomu Yamaguchi was in Hiroshima on business when the A-bomb hit. Injured, he returned home - to Nagasaki - and you know the rest. Lived to age 93.

May 8, 2013  03:40 PM ET
QUOTE(#2):

Tsutomu Yamaguchi was in Hiroshima on business when the A-bomb hit. Injured, he returned home - to Nagasaki - and you know the rest. Lived to age 93.

But the green glow he gave off at night always kept his wife awake. ;^D

May 8, 2013  03:58 PM ET

I just the read the full story in an article on Yahoo Sports and all I can say is..WOW!!! JUST WOW!!!

May 8, 2013  04:32 PM ET

But hey, he's got a college degree. Right?

PS....Tsutomu Yamaguchi must have SERIOUSLY considered how he pissed off the gods after that second A bomb hit him.


"WTF did *I* do"?

May 8, 2013  07:19 PM ET
QUOTE(#3):

But the green glow he gave off at night always kept his wife awake. ;^D

What kept her around was the mutation to his unit. Happiest woman in Japan.

May 8, 2013  07:46 PM ET
QUOTE(#3):

But the green glow he gave off at night always kept his wife awake. ;^D

must have been the first glow stick!

May 8, 2013  08:35 PM ET

"I don't often get hit with the A bomb, but when I do I make sure it's twice so I can glow in the dark. Stay lit my friends".

May 9, 2013  04:05 PM ET

Gotta admit, this was pretty funny. In a sad, lost your NFL career kind of way.

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May 9, 2013  07:47 PM ET
QUOTE(#1):

I knew a guy when I was a kid who got bit by 2 dogs in one day about 15 hours apart.

I was bit 3 times less than 6. hours :( [I was ignorant.] but wasn't afraid!

May 9, 2013  07:51 PM ET
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What kept her around was the mutation to his unit. Happiest woman in Japan.

Thier off spring were sent too the USA too make different movies like.'The hills have eyes',Halloween' , 'Texas chainsaw massacre'. and consoltents for Dexter.

May 9, 2013  08:20 PM ET
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What kept her around was the mutation to his unit. Happiest woman in Japan.

good thing he didn't meet up with Lorena Bobbitt.

May 10, 2013  11:43 AM ET

Former Oregon Duck Cliff Harris gave Titus a run for his money in the stupid department. He got cut from the Jets after an arrest for marijuana possession. Came home to Oregon and proceeded to get in a fight with his girlfriend in the Buffalo Wild Wings parking lot and was arrested for domestic battery. Was pulled over for speeding on his way to the courthouse for those charges and ended up getting arrested for failure to appear.

Three arrests in 9 days...

May 10, 2013  02:47 PM ET
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Former Oregon Duck Cliff Harris gave Titus a run for his money in the stupid department. He got cut from the Jets after an arrest for marijuana possession. Came home to Oregon and proceeded to get in a fight with his girlfriend in the Buffalo Wild Wings parking lot and was arrested for domestic battery. Was pulled over for speeding on his way to the courthouse for those charges and ended up getting arrested for failure to appear. Three arrests in 9 days...

Howdy LIHI,How did you like the draft? Yer new HC has been very busy since taking charge and i'm impressed with him already for all the desicions he's made so far.

Sounds like Cliff had a very bad streak of luck,hopefuly? He learned something from that experience.

May 10, 2013  03:03 PM ET
QUOTE(#15):

Howdy LIHI,How did you like the draft? Yer new HC has been very busy since taking charge and i'm impressed with him already for all the desicions he's made so far.Sounds like Cliff had a very bad streak of luck,hopefuly? He learned something from that experience.

Hey EZ! I've liked what the GM has done in the draft and offseason. The team has a ways to go, but they are definitely headed in the right direction.

You have to love all the positive remarks Cincy is getting on their draft. Has your team been busy with UDFA signings?

May 10, 2013  03:24 PM ET
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Hey EZ! I've liked what the GM has done in the draft and offseason. The team has a ways to go, but they are definitely headed in the right direction.You have to love all the positive remarks Cincy is getting on their draft. Has your team been busy with UDFA signings?

So far? I think 2 have so far and got some draft picks signed as well.

Yeah They took a TE for Andy too throw too,and got the 1st pick off the RBs [Gio] That's small and compact,too help with the hand offs too help BGE as well, I think this kid can make an immediate impact as a rookie this year.

Also Margus Hunt on ST,[mainly used for blocking FG attempts as well.] then a FS,that they waited too take on the 4th choice.

May 10, 2013  03:48 PM ET
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So far? I think 2 have so far and got some draft picks signed as well.Yeah They took a TE for Andy too throw too,and got the 1st pick off the RBs [Gio] That's small and compact,too help with the hand offs too help BGE as well, I think this kid can make an immediate impact as a rookie this year.Also Margus Hunt on ST,[mainly used for blocking FG attempts as well.] then a FS,that they waited too take on the 4th choice.

Maybe the extra weapons will help Dalton this year. He just went through the typical sophomore slump that so many QBs fall to after a nice rookie year. You think they'll do a two TE set or is Gresham seeing his last days?

May 10, 2013  03:54 PM ET
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Maybe the extra weapons will help Dalton this year. He just went through the typical sophomore slump that so many QBs fall to after a nice rookie year. You think they'll do a two TE set or is Gresham seeing his last days?

LIHI,

Don't know but Gruden should be working on that concept this year,ifn not? I'll see Gresham,being gone as too save up on next years cap.and keeping Eifert as being cheaper too keep.

So ifn they don't? and Gresham under achieves? I can see them trying too trade him off.

But i'd love too see a TE set this year and see what happens,it's been working for Brady of the Pats for years.

 
May 10, 2013  04:37 PM ET
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LIHI,Don't know but Gruden should be working on that concept this year,ifn not? I'll see Gresham,being gone as too save up on next years cap.and keeping Eifert as being cheaper too keep.So ifn they don't? and Gresham under achieves? I can see them trying too trade him off.But i'd love too see a TE set this year and see what happens,it's been working for Brady of the Pats for years.

It took me a while to figure out you were talking about Jay Gruden - haha! I thought, oh wow, did I miss them naming Jon Gruden HC? :-)

I think Cincy will have a good chance to win the division. Can't wait for the season to start!

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