NFL  > General NFL  > Ochocinco gets 30 days jail for slapping lawyer, this thead writes itself.
June 10, 2013, 05:47 PM
DUDE you slapped your lawyers butt in front of a female judge, that did not work out so well did it.

Good thing you were not more

ahh

'friendly' with your lawyer, a hug might have been 2 to 5 years, a hip bump 10 years and a chest butt you could have gotten life.
June 10, 2013  06:02 PM ET

I think she was more upset at the laughter than his actual buttslap. Over the top reaction if you ask me.

June 10, 2013  07:04 PM ET
QUOTE(#1):

I think she was more upset at the laughter than his actual buttslap. Over the top reaction if you ask me.

Agreed, 'twas just a little love tap. I heard he's considering taking a stab at the **** biz - and filing for a name change to "Chad Seis Nueve."

June 10, 2013  07:35 PM ET

Don't forget too mention Adam[pacman] Jones while yer at it.

June 10, 2013  07:39 PM ET

This sux,

Pac-man has been so good with the Bengals, and now this BS, guess gonna depend on ole 'mr buster' Dre kirk, too finaly do something, as it looks? Jones may be cut.

as a returner and CB.

June 10, 2013  07:40 PM ET
QUOTE(#2):

Agreed, 'twas just a little love tap. I heard he's considering taking a stab at the **** biz - and filing for a name change to "Chad Seis Nueve."

Dudes just sthhuupidd.

June 10, 2013  09:12 PM ET
QUOTE(#5):

Dudes just sthhuupidd.

Oh, Jeez, EZ...just read about that. And right after he signs a 3 year deal. Well, he says he was protecting himself and she threw a beer in his face. The video is out on the web . . . she's already lawyered up, so it should get interesting. Looks like he got her with a quick jab.

http://www.foxsports1360.com/player/?mid=23324351

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June 11, 2013  10:30 AM ET
QUOTE(#7):

pacman should not even be in a barroom = PERIOD !,........this creep is lucky he's STILL in the NFL.....!

THIS!!!

June 11, 2013  11:29 AM ET
QUOTE(#6):

Oh, Jeez, EZ...just read about that. And right after he signs a 3 year deal. Well, he says he was protecting himself and she threw a beer in his face. The video is out on the web . . . she's already lawyered up, so it should get interesting. Looks like he got her with a quick jab.http://www.foxsports1360.com/player/?mid=23324351

Ripper,

That's just bad news for Cincy ,but we'll see what happens ,maybe he'll be exonerated, never can tell, but Cincy would be effected badly ,ifn he get's charged.

I hope Cincy will keep him ,as he's been great here [kick returner and CB],but now? He should just stay away from any bars..etc..

June 11, 2013  11:31 AM ET
QUOTE(#7):

pacman should not even be in a barroom = PERIOD !,........this creep is lucky he's STILL in the NFL.....!

Mother,

That's a fact! i'm just clinging on whether he should be released or Cincy will keep him.

June 11, 2013  11:36 AM ET

Ocho just misses being on the field and wanted to do a butt slap like he's done many times before. Wrong place, wrong time however!!

June 11, 2013  11:40 AM ET
QUOTE(#11):

Ocho just misses being on the field and wanted to do a butt slap like he's done many times before. Wrong place, wrong time however!!

TH,

Yer right, but he had seen this judge before and doing what he done must have p/ssed her off, as you don't do something that stupid in front of any Judge.

Much less the same Judge.

June 11, 2013  11:58 AM ET

Was his lawyer female or male???

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June 11, 2013  12:13 PM ET
QUOTE(#12):

TH,Yer right, but he had seen this judge before and doing what he done must have p/ssed her off, as you don't do something that stupid in front of any Judge.Much less the same Judge.

EZ..as the saying goes, you can't fix stupid! He wasn't near smart enough to grasp the Pats playbook either.

June 11, 2013  12:21 PM ET
QUOTE(#15):

EZ..as the saying goes, you can't fix stupid! He wasn't near smart enough to grasp the Pats playbook either.

That's what he gets for hangin' out with TO...bad habits, die hard.

June 11, 2013  12:23 PM ET
QUOTE(#14):

Chad should have to do some time for another bout of stupidity...but it should be over some of his stupidity, not a judge who has reached, and this ruling should be appealed...The judge should be suspended for abuse of power!

Since he was in court working out a plea deal for probation violation in a 2012 domestic violence case I doubt the judge was going to give him the benefit of the doubt.

June 11, 2013  01:15 PM ET

Male

June 11, 2013  01:19 PM ET
QUOTE(#18):

Male

Then if he was giving his lawyer an 'attaboy' for doing a good job in court then the judge reached in that case.

 
June 11, 2013  01:20 PM ET
QUOTE(#14):

Chad should have to do some time for another bout of stupidity...but it should be over some of his stupidity, not a judge who has reached, and this ruling should be appealed...The judge should be suspended for abuse of power!

BGD,

Doubt the Judge would change her decision, as she was the same judge he appeared with before.

Hamilton County is a total b/tch too get rid of, once yer in ,and he/l too get passed at there.

Best of luck for Chad.

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