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September 27, 2013, 12:27 PM
All O.J. Simpson wanted was a few extra cookies in his prison cell. Now he's in the news as a punchline once again.

The former Hall of Fame running back grabbed a few extra cookies after lunch the other day, according to the Daily Mail. No big deal, who hasn't done that before? The big problem for Simpson is he's locked up on a 33-year sentence for his role in an armed robbery in Las Vegas, and the guards don't take too kindly to stealing sweets (glad it's not my Sweets) from the cafeteria line.

How many people go to jail and pack on the pounds? He looks like the Goodyear blimp. He can't run through airports anymore, but he'll be able to fly over them now. HA!!
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September 27, 2013  03:44 PM ET

LOL!! What's that cookie jar song again....

September 27, 2013  03:45 PM ET
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YAY...!,.......they ~unplugged~ that SI-vid up top,....i can turn my volume back on......!

insert cookie monster joke here, wait this is about oj, it took us to put that cockroach where he belongs now we'll add on some years for grand theft cookie!

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September 27, 2013  07:40 PM ET

send the man a box of oreos for christ's sake!

September 28, 2013  03:33 PM ET

That guy's in a plush hotel compared to where his victims Ron and Nicole are.

September 28, 2013  04:35 PM ET

O.J. just can't stay out of the headlines even when in prison. Incredible!

September 28, 2013  08:36 PM ET
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That guy's in a plush hotel compared to where his victims Ron and Nicole are.

It all get's down too,Ifn you believe in the "After life'.

 
September 29, 2013  09:43 AM ET

:)

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