NFL  > Cleveland Browns  > The hits just keep on coming!!!
March 20, 2009, 01:31 AM
After an offseason in which your CHOKEland CLOWNS got rid of Joe Jurevicius and Kellen Winslow, it now appears that the CLOWNS will be without starting wide receiver Donte Stallworth who will be taking an all expenses paid vacation for 6 to 10 years at a Florida State Penitentiary.

Oh, but wait CLOWN fans, there's more!!! Pro Bowl Defesive Tackle Shaun Rogers did not show up for the offseason conditioning program and seems to be demanding a trade.

The CLOWNS appear to be shopping either Anderson or Quinn, but maybe they can get rid of both and sign Michael Vick. Just think, the dog killer in the dog pound!! Woof, woof. I wonder if they can get Rae Carruth to sign as a work release player?

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