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March 20, 2009, 01:31 AM
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After an offseason in which your CHOKEland CLOWNS got rid of Joe Jurevicius and Kellen Winslow, it now appears that the CLOWNS will be without starting wide receiver Donte Stallworth who will be taking an all expenses paid vacation for 6 to 10 years at a Florida State Penitentiary.

Oh, but wait CLOWN fans, there's more!!! Pro Bowl Defesive Tackle Shaun Rogers did not show up for the offseason conditioning program and seems to be demanding a trade.

The CLOWNS appear to be shopping either Anderson or Quinn, but maybe they can get rid of both and sign Michael Vick. Just think, the dog killer in the dog pound!! Woof, woof. I wonder if they can get Rae Carruth to sign as a work release player?

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March 20, 2009  09:21 AM ET
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Are you kidding me with this? If there is a clown around here it's you. Who spends time going to other teams' forums and mouthing off? My experience is (and I realize this is anecdotal and not scientific) that it's generally unhappy losers who don't have to split their time between work and their love life, because they have neither.

Secondly, instead of gloating about the Stallworth situation, let's remember that some poor guy died in this terrible situation. Stallworth deserves to go to prison for what he did, but at the same time I can't imagine making a mistake that ends so horribly.

So take your morbid glee back into your mothers basement and be careful not to choke on your meatloaf.

 
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