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Hmmmm...so Tim Lumber is "married to his wife Mary Lumber"(was that her maiden name?), vs shacking up with his wife? Question is was she already a relative or did he take her last name?

Little Tim proudly declares he lives in a "trailer home".....guess his Mom isn't the only thing in his life that is double-wide.

I'm really happy that Tim is proud of being a step-daddy...but how can you be a step-father to your own younger brothers? I also hear he is his own grandpa.

Anyway, always nice to see someone put his 6th grade diploma to good use by writing a blog. Now Tim go take a rest, drink some shine and then go fix the door on your computer room (ie..outhouse)....cuz a powerful stench is sure flowing from your open pie hole

Mary and Tim at the Brokeback trailer park after the shotgun weddin! Their dog is hapy cuz he was nosing around in the trash and then hacked up a bone.

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u312/1979bd/hillbilly1.jpg

But they sure did like is "peeerty mouth.

....... Squeal like a pig Lumber. BTW. I owned you throughout our "debates" in the past. You can never hide from that. Most of these folks followed- THEY KNOW, LUMBER. I'm surprised you showed your face after that embarrassment. Enjoy your riches as a blogger.

trailer timmy. well well well.... how the low just keeps sinking lower! i heard that you got fired from johns hopkins medical center last week for drinking on the job. rumor has it that you were working in the sperm bank at the time.
now this is a true story from timmy's old trailer community. timmy and 2 of his "friends" were called the original beastie boys. they attacked every dog, cat, chicken and any other barn yard animal they could catch. lets just say they were playing out the move deliverance and the animals were ned beatty! and after the feathers and fur got too much, they delivered each other! sorry timmy. the truth is so much better than fiction. as a matter of fact, he was named rooster of the year 4 years running. **** - a - doodle - in - you!

Thats my old writing assignment dorko! I am a living legend facts are facts jacky! I do live in a Trailer park...I am who you say I am...Trailer Park Trash...and Im proud of it BUCKTOOTH!

QUOTE(#4):

Originally posted 07:32 PM ET  03.27 by devildog515

....... Squeal like a pig Lumber. BTW. I owned you throughout our "debates" in the past. You can never hide from that. Most of these folks followed- THEY KNOW, LUMBER. I'm surprised you showed your face after that embarrassment. Enjoy your riches as a blogger.

You owned me...haha! I will if you want...put you on a future blog...so you can DEBATE me in my Frederick News Post blog...DEBATE! You have talent....just not enough to pull out the W!!!

You the man Devildog515! Do you except my challenge?

Lumber....I assume you want people to visit your hillbilly blog, cuz you get paid based on the hit count. Well, based on your previous posts it will be full of idiocy and the conversation will be like arguing with a drunk....a complete and total waste of time.

ATTENTION ALL STEELER NATION! BOYCOTT TIM LUMBER! BOYCOTT TIM LUMBER! HE IS AN WORTHLESS COLLECTION OF INFECTED **** SECRETION! HE ISNT EVEN THE PUSS IN THE ZIT ON A FLEAS BUTT. DONT GIVE HIM ANY HITS ON HIS BLOG. LET HIM DIE QUIETLY. HE WILL GET NO MORE OF MY PRESS. JUST IGNORE HIM AND HIS TRAILER TRASH SELF AND HE WILL GO OFF AND SELF FORNICATE AND THEN FRENCH KISS HIS UNCLE.

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Originally posted 04:45 AM ET  03.28 by Tim Lumber

You the man Devildog515! Do you except my challenge?

Mr. Lumber,
I would love the opportunity to "debate" you. The moment it turns into the usual "I am a journalistic god" BS, I'm out. Debate.... Absolutely. Now, if you want to just throw down, then let's call it a "THROW DOWN". You won't survive. Promise. To be honest, I AM kinda curious about your true writing abilities. As mentioned numerous times on these threads, your skills just aren't coming through here. Let me know what you want to do. Your turf. How are things in Frederick BTW?

DD515

here is the content of his blog....same old tired B/S.

As the weather was starting to warm last weekend, a photographer managed to take a snap shot on his camera of a water rat swimming freely in Pittsburghs famed Three Rivers! Where is the health board in Pittsburgh?

Are they still too busy celebrating the Steeler's Super Bowl championship? This does not look good for tourism! The Steelers are, to me, a team on the decline! After all they lost a starting WR and a starting CB in the off-season already!

The Ravens continue to just get better! This week they aquired talented PR/CB Chris Carr! Also it appear's as if the Raven's will sign Pro Bowl tackle Orlando Pace! Also expect to see a WR signing in the name of a Torry Holt or a Matt Jones!

And this season I ask the Ravens fans to please not sell your tickets to Steeler fans! This is our stadium not that Heinz (worst ketchup brand) stadium!

And I think it's time our stadium security to step up for once and ban them yellow Steeler towels from our stadium! This is our stadium not Pittsburgh's!

I'm tired of watching old guy's get hit in the head by them chicken towel's! To me the Ravens are Frederick's football team! I think most of the readers agree with me on that! I can't wait to opening day! And great news Frederick ??? this season I pick the Raven's to win the Super Bowl!

Steelers a team on the decline...cuz we let a young receiver and an aging CB go? Guess the Rats are gonna close the doors since they lost Bart Scott, Matt Birk, McAlister and haven't resigned Neal, Ivy, and Stover....in addition to Ray-Ray going to the old folks home soon.

B-more is a good team....but until they can get past the Steelers they are just another "also played" team. So go ahead and make your daring prediction about them winning the SB....so picky what. Opinions are like boyfriends and arseholes...every hillbilly has one.

Got carried away and made a few typos, the post should read "cuz we let a young receiver, CB and an aging tackle go?"

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Originally posted 02:35 PM ET  03.28 by Fierceblues

DD515here is the content of his blog....same old tired B/S.As the weather was starting to warm last weekend, a photographer managed to take a snap shot on his camera of a water rat swimming freely in Pittsburghs famed Three Rivers! Where is the health board in Pittsburgh? Are they still too busy celebrating the Steeler's Super Bowl championship? This does not look good for tourism! The Steelers are, to me, a team on the decline! After all they lost a starting WR and a starting CB in the off-season already! The Ravens continue to just get better! This week they aquired talented PR/CB Chris Carr! Also it appear's as if the Raven's will sign Pro Bowl tackle Orlando Pace! Also expect to see a WR signing in the name of a Torry Holt or a Matt Jones!And this season I ask the Ravens fans to please not sell your tickets to Steeler fans! This is our stadium not that Heinz (worst ketchup brand) stadium! And I think it's time our stadium security to step up for once and ban them yellow Steeler towels from our stadium! This is our stadium not Pittsburgh's!I'm tired of watching old guy's get hit in the head by them chicken towel's! To me the Ravens are Frederick's football team! I think most of the readers agree with me on that! I can't wait to opening day! And great news Frederick ??? this season I pick the Raven's to win the Super Bowl!

I'd be lying if I told yo the river rats are large and everywhere on the banks. I've done a lot of fishing along those rivers. Rats are there. Makes it pitt though. No shame. Not a hillbilly, but I have mush respect for Bmore. They will stand up as rivlals for sure. It's going to be an amazing season and an amazing rivalry. Can't wait for August. The Team of The Nation will represent. we'll show up for the battle- and hopefully win the war. BTW- you do not swim in any of the three rivers. Many creatures to be found that would ive Ray Ray a run for his money. Some Scary Sh@@.

Steelers on decline... aint happening with the passion of there recruiting camp, coaches, players and fans definitely a team to watch in 09. Wait for the ine up to cure by opening game.

Thanks for your input "Fierceblues" I'm coming for him. Maybe shut is mouth for good. Shut him up for a while while on earlier posts. Lets see if he can actually.... do whatever he claims he can do. Pathetically doubtful. I just want him to ****.

Sorry, Third sentence should have read, "I shut him up for a while on his earlier posts". I just look forward to the day that Steeler Nation ignores him all together so he can disappear. Ok, I can't type today, I'm out. The beach and a beer (along with those bikinis) are too much for me right now. See you all later. STEELERS- TEAM OF THE NATION!!!!

Wow, I really did have too many beers yesterday. My writing got writing was almost as bad as Lumber's.
. . . . or maybe it was the bikinis??? My apologies. I really do have an education--unlike our buddy. Talk at you all soon.....

Jezus, "my writing got writing"?????? Still recovering I guess. Sorry. Where's Lumber after his "Challenge"? I'm fishing for him.
Follow this one "Nation". Punk A** will be living under a stone on the banks of the Inner Harbor, feeding on harbor rats when I'm done. I've owned his butt before, but I'll put him to sleep this time for good.

Lumber, waiting for this challenge. Here's the gamble:
If I win, based on blogger's response, you resign from SI entirely- we don't have to here your **** name again. You win, I publicly acknowledge my defeat, and promote your posts in Frederick, MD. Don't go hiding on me!!! Man up. I'm waiting on your e-hand shake. My hand is out. All are a witness.