Lighter Side of Sports  > Your 2 Cents  > Some football Humor
November 18, 2007, 03:26 PM
Saw some good football jokes, of course I had to pick on the raiders, but you can fill in any team.

Q- What do you call 53 people standing around watching the Super Bowl?
A- The Oakland Raiders

Q- How do you keep an Oakland Raider out of your yard?
A- Put up goal posts

Q-Where do you go in Oakland in case of a tornado?
A- McAffe Coliseum, they never have a touchdown there

Q- What do you call an Oakland Raider with a Super Bowl Ring?
A- A thief

Q- What is the difference between the Oakland Raiders and a Dollar Bill?
A- You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar

Q- What do the Oakland Raiders and possums have in common?
A- They both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q- How many Raiders does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A- Nobody knows and we may never find out

And last but not least

Q- What do the Oakland Raiders and Billy Graham have in common?
A- They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!"

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