NCAAF  > General NCAAF  > What'll ya have?
April 28, 2009, 12:58 PM
Welcome to GR's Ice House (that's Texan for "beer joint" -- TXers will understand the term, so will alot of LAers and OKers).

There's no menu to limit your caloric and/or alcoholic desires. Feel free to order whatever you like, no restrictions.

So are ya hungry? Thirsty?

What'll ya have?
July 1, 2010  08:07 AM ET
QUOTE:

Yup..... had that same conversation. Sometimes you can't swing at those pitches....you have to let that waste high, straight down the middle ball go on by.

Fail!

waste = waist

I just proved my my mind is full of trash.

July 1, 2010  08:14 AM ET
QUOTE:

OK, a quick beer and then I gotta run. Believe it or not, I'm actually on a church finance committee, got a meeting tonight. Supposed to approve a proposal for a new sound system for the sanctuary.

Good story JRM.

Unfortunately, that is a common theme in non-profit organizations. I've been on the finance committee of church and several other small non-profits in town. I guess I have the mind of an accountant. The organization has these great proposals, but no one has done any of the due diligence regarding costs, permits (if needed) or obtained more than one bid on the project.

July 1, 2010  08:17 AM ET
QUOTE(#7814):

I just proved my my mind is full of trash.

Double Fail.

Drop one of the "my"

If this is how my day is starting off....I may need to step away from the keyboard....

July 1, 2010  08:18 AM ET

QUAD!

July 1, 2010  08:44 AM ET
QUOTE(#7817):

QUAD!

CG texted me 4 times in a row yesterday with no response from me a claimed a quad. Too funny!

July 1, 2010  08:49 AM ET
QUOTE(#7818):

CG texted me 4 times in a row yesterday with no response from me a claimed a quad. Too funny!

CG needs to teach my wife how to use a cell phone. It's never on....always left in the purse or car or somewhere other than near her....and she never checks her txt messages.

However, when she calls me and I don't pick up IMMEDIATELY....I get a nasty-gram on my voice mail.

July 1, 2010  08:59 AM ET
QUOTE(#7819):

CG needs to teach my wife how to use a cell phone. It's never on....always left in the purse or car or somewhere other than near her....and she never checks her txt messages.However, when she calls me and I don't pick up IMMEDIATELY....I get a nasty-gram on my voice mail.

OH I SO KNOW THAT FEELING!!!! I sympathize with you MG. (no, crimmy doesn't do that to me-THANK GOD!) (long story)

July 1, 2010  08:59 AM ET
QUOTE(#7818):

CG texted me 4 times in a row yesterday with no response from me a claimed a quad. Too funny!

I told you it was funny! ;-P

July 1, 2010  09:28 AM ET

In 2009, Toby Gerhardt lead all running backs in the nation in rushing yards, touchdowns, and points scored.

Stanford will miss him.

July 1, 2010  09:29 AM ET
QUOTE(#7819):

CG needs to teach my wife how to use a cell phone. It's never on....always left in the purse or car or somewhere other than near her....and she never checks her txt messages.

However, when she calls me and I don't pick up IMMEDIATELY....I get a nasty-gram on my voice mail.

I get the same treatment, MG.

My personal favorite is how often my calls to my wife ring and ring, and then end up going to her voicemail, and while I'm leaving the message, she calls me back and says she couldn't find her ringing phone in her purse. I have given up on my attempts to get her to put her phone IN THE PHONE POCKET SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED FOR THAT PURPOSE IN THAT FRAKKING PURSE.

Rant over. I fell better now, thanks.

July 1, 2010  09:31 AM ET
QUOTE(#7823):

I get the same treatment, MG. My personal favorite is how often my calls to my wife ring and ring, and then end up going to her voicemail, and while I'm leaving the message, she calls me back and says she couldn't find her ringing phone in her purse. I have given up on my attempts to get her to put her phone IN THE PHONE POCKET SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED FOR THAT PURPOSE IN THAT FRAKKING PURSE.Rant over. I fell better now, thanks.

LMAO....I think we all feel that pain......

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July 1, 2010  09:56 AM ET
QUOTE(#7825):

Is it just me or is that Hot Tub Time Machine squirrel humping the can?Ad to the right. >>>>>>>>>>

I don't have that ad to the right or anywhere. :-(

July 1, 2010  09:57 AM ET
QUOTE(#7823):

I get the same treatment, MG. My personal favorite is how often my calls to my wife ring and ring, and then end up going to her voicemail, and while I'm leaving the message, she calls me back and says she couldn't find her ringing phone in her purse. I have given up on my attempts to get her to put her phone IN THE PHONE POCKET SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED FOR THAT PURPOSE IN THAT FRAKKING PURSE.Rant over. I fell better now, thanks.

Just get her one of the new iPhones or one of the other cool smart phones and then you'll have trouble separating it from her hands.

July 1, 2010  09:58 AM ET
QUOTE(#7826):

I don't have that ad to the right or anywhere. :-(

Me either. Maybe it'll come back later?

July 1, 2010  10:07 AM ET
QUOTE(#7827):

Just get her one of the new iPhones or one of the other cool smart phones and then you'll have trouble separating it from her hands.

LOL! Nice try, E. She already has an iPhone4, and she had a iPhone 3G prior to that.

You are definitely correct that she uses it a ton, but once she puts it in that purse, it's "gone".

July 1, 2010  10:18 AM ET
QUOTE(#7829):

LOL! Nice try, E. She already has an iPhone4, and she had a iPhone 3G prior to that. You are definitely correct that she uses it a ton, but once she puts it in that purse, it's "gone".

Get her a diamond earring that also functions as an Ear bud.

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July 1, 2010  10:33 AM ET
QUOTE(#7830):

Get her a diamond earring that also functions as an Ear bud.

LOL! Great idea, E. If Apple made such a thing, my wife would already have one.

 
July 1, 2010  10:34 AM ET
QUOTE(#7832):

LOL! Great idea, E. If Apple made such a thing, my wife would already have one.

Probably two.

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