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April 30, 2009, 11:32 AM
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Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Cleveland Browns.

Q: What do the Cleveland Browns and the Pope have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Q: How do you keep a Cleveland Brown out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Ohio in case of a tornado?
A: To the Browns Stadium- you never see a touchdown there.

Q: What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn't Columbus Ohio have a professional football team?
A: Because then Cleveland would want one.

Q: What's the difference between the Browns and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: How many Browns does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q: What do the Cleveland Browns and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

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April 30, 2009  11:39 AM ET
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I do have to ask.I am kinda new to this site.Why exactly do you hate the City of Cleveland so Much.Alls I see is you Bashing them.Is this your Job??Courious is all!!

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April 30, 2009  12:42 PM ET
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too much time on your hands

April 30, 2009  12:47 PM ET
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Stop! You're cracking yourself up!

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