NFL  > Pittsburgh Steelers  > Tim Lumber: The king is back!
May 2, 2009, 04:39 AM
I was sitting home trying to drink a damn beer! Every damn time I turn on my tube I have to see some Pittsburgh Steeler garbage! I stood up..threw my beer bottle threw the damn television! Now I dont have a TV..im drunk..Im pissed off people! The king is back! Im the man who has been bullying these chicken towell waving Steeler fans around for 2 years now! I make them cry..I make them into wimps! I dont give a damn anymore pittsburgh! Your damn city is a dump! Your residents are all fat out of shape...they smell..and there the ugliest people you will ever see! I hate you pittsburgh! One day Im going to slap one of you ****...are hard as I can! Im the damn king..I am the dreatest damn message board writer to ever live..bow down you IDIOTS! The Writing God..Tim Lumber is in the damn house..whether you Pittsburgh losers like it..or NOT!!
May 2, 2009  11:35 AM ET

Please, Please let it be me you slap! While I know you are ALL talk and NO action, that part really tickled me.

May 2, 2009  01:21 PM ET

Lumber, you're an incredible liar. Not just this stuff about you being a good writer, that's so obviously untrue that it's ridiculous. I'm talking about this beer-glass-through-the-tv kind of stuff (although if anybody might do something this stupid I suppose it would be you).

You make Steeler fans cry? You're the bleeding coward that ran away from devildog when he challenged you to a debate on these blogs. Let that sink in: You were too cowardly to even debate devildog on the merits of your own Baltimore team against the Steelers. If you make Steelers fans cry, it is only because they are laughing their **** off at you.

And now on top of that you are proving you have no honor or integrity because you are breaking your word that you'd stay off these blogs. I don't care if this is just some attempt to ring up hits, or if you actually mean all of this, I still think the rest of us on these blogs would be happier if you were never born. Think about it. Not even other Ravens fans support you. What a joke.

May 2, 2009  02:16 PM ET

I am a Seahawks fan, and I think the Steelers are a little overrated! They are a great team thanks in part to a lil help from the players in Pin stripes.

May 2, 2009  03:47 PM ET

Instead of wasting a perfectly good tv so you can entertain yourself watching Jerry Springer, you should have thrown that beer at your keyboard and done all of us the favor of not having to read your idiotic rants. You should have stayed with the baltomorons.com website.

May 2, 2009  04:22 PM ET
QUOTE(#2):

Lumber, you're an incredible liar. Not just this stuff about you being a good writer, that's so obviously untrue that it's ridiculous. I'm talking about this beer-glass-through-the-tv kind of stuff (although if anybody might do something this stupid I suppose it would be you). You make Steeler fans cry? You're the bleeding coward that ran away from devildog when he challenged you to a debate on these blogs. Let that sink in: You were too cowardly to even debate devildog on the merits of your own Baltimore team against the Steelers. If you make Steelers fans cry, it is only because they are laughing their **** off at you. And now on top of that you are proving you have no honor or integrity because you are breaking your word that you'd stay off these blogs. I don't care if this is just some attempt to ring up hits, or if you actually mean all of this, I still think the rest of us on these blogs would be happier if you were never born. Think about it. Not even other Ravens fans support you. What a joke.

He and chokeland stinks are probably roommates. Man it must stink in that one bedroom closet.... couple of sloppy guys eating cheeto's out of each others folds... YUCK

May 2, 2009  06:20 PM ET
QUOTE(#5):

He and chokeland stinks are probably roommates. Man it must stink in that one bedroom closet.... couple of sloppy guys eating cheeto's out of each others folds... YUCK

I personally think they are the same person.

May 2, 2009  08:01 PM ET
QUOTE(#3):

I am a Seahawks fan, and I think the Steelers are a little overrated! They are a great team thanks in part to a lil help from the players in Pin stripes.

You think there's a conspiracy among the refs and/or the league to help the Steelers?

May 2, 2009  11:02 PM ET
QUOTE(#3):

I am a Seahawks fan, and I think the Steelers are a little overrated! They are a great team thanks in part to a lil help from the players in Pin stripes.

poorsport, doesnt matter how many calls get blown their way a good team knows when to overcome penalties and win games.
was willi parkers 70+ yard run help from the refs? bet you seahawk fans remember that quite well. maybe you'll remember this to, Pittsburgh isn't going anywhere no matter how many teams and fans want them to lose, if a football team wants them to lose then beat them plain and simple.

I am a pittsburgh steeler fan and i approve this message ;)

May 3, 2009  01:01 AM ET
QUOTE(#2):

Lumber, you're an incredible liar. Not just this stuff about you being a good writer, that's so obviously untrue that it's ridiculous. I'm talking about this beer-glass-through-the-tv kind of stuff (although if anybody might do something this stupid I suppose it would be you). You make Steeler fans cry? You're the bleeding coward that ran away from devildog when he challenged you to a debate on these blogs. Let that sink in: You were too cowardly to even debate devildog on the merits of your own Baltimore team against the Steelers. If you make Steelers fans cry, it is only because they are laughing their **** off at you. And now on top of that you are proving you have no honor or integrity because you are breaking your word that you'd stay off these blogs. I don't care if this is just some attempt to ring up hits, or if you actually mean all of this, I still think the rest of us on these blogs would be happier if you were never born. Think about it. Not even other Ravens fans support you. What a joke.

First off bucktooth, DEVILDOG never came to debate me..he lost by disqualification...if he is on this site he has to either acknowledge Im the damn king..or LEAVE! I won that debate..and yeah I threw my beer bottle threw the TV screen..I think you should buy me a new TV for leaving such a stupid response...whats your IQ...5..haha!

May 3, 2009  01:02 AM ET
QUOTE(#1):

Please, Please let it be me you slap! While I know you are ALL talk and NO action, that part really tickled me.

BAM! How did that feel? You need another slap?

May 3, 2009  01:04 AM ET
QUOTE(#3):

I am a Seahawks fan, and I think the Steelers are a little overrated! They are a great team thanks in part to a lil help from the players in Pin stripes.

Great comment you sound like one of the smart readers here! I would vote for the Seahawks any day before i would vote for them chicken towel waving Pittsburgh Steelers!

May 3, 2009  01:06 AM ET
QUOTE(#4):

Instead of wasting a perfectly good tv so you can entertain yourself watching Jerry Springer, you should have thrown that beer at your keyboard and done all of us the favor of not having to read your idiotic rants. You should have stayed with the baltomorons.com website.

No I made the right move! I let the TV screen know that the Steelers are banned in my household..that TV should have not played such garbage...anything Steelers..is TRASH! Im the damn internet writing king..bow down loser!

May 3, 2009  01:07 AM ET
QUOTE(#7):

You think there's a conspiracy among the refs and/or the league to help the Steelers?

Yes I do! The Steelers been getting good calls by the refs for years..I think the owner Mr.Magoo is paying them off!! What do you think you bucktooth beaver?

May 3, 2009  01:08 AM ET
QUOTE(#8):

poorsport, doesnt matter how many calls get blown their way a good team knows when to overcome penalties and win games. was willi parkers 70+ yard run help from the refs? bet you seahawk fans remember that quite well. maybe you'll remember this to, Pittsburgh isn't going anywhere no matter how many teams and fans want them to lose, if a football team wants them to lose then beat them plain and simple.I am a pittsburgh steeler fan and i approve this message ;)

What a joke for a name...Football Justice..who are you...Judge Judys boyfriend..haha! How about I crack you in the head with the GAVEL?

May 3, 2009  01:52 AM ET
QUOTE(#13):

Yes I do! The Steelers been getting good calls by the refs for years..I think the owner Mr.Magoo is paying them off!! What do you think you bucktooth beaver?

Shut up, Lumber, I'm not talking to you, I'm responding to "Jerry Jones".

Only a sore loser like you, Jones, believes that there is a pro-Steelers conspiracy among the league and/or the refs. Why? Because the NFL is more popular than its ever, so much so that about the only thing that could hurt the league at this point is this kind of cheating that you claim. You really think the league would risk killing the golden goose? The league has every reason to insure that there are no fixed games. In reality, the league carefully polices the refs to make sure that there is no bribery or other cheating. I agree that cheating among refs is not impossible, but it is so remotely unlikely that you're going to need more than claims that Pittsburgh benefited from some close calls in order to prove it. I'd certainly never take the suspicion of a homer like yourself, alone, without any other proof, as sufficient evidence of your claimed conspiracy. Do you have any kind of reliable proof? I don't think you do, I don't think you can point to anything other than some close or missed calls by refs in the SB. This is never going to be enough to prove favoritism or conspiracy, because it is much more likely to be simple human error. Especially when you consider the fact that some of the bad calls also went against Pittsburgh, and more especially when you consider when some of those bad/close calls were made (late in the game, particularly during Pittsburgh's last offensive drive). Those calls are simply not the calls paid-off refs would ever make. In fact, I've got a good argument that the refs were actually paid off to give Arizona the title in SB43, but the Steelers were simply too resilient in the 4th quarter and ended up climbing out of the hole dug by the refs. Hey, you might think that's crazy, but I have just as much evidence to support my theory as you do (which is to say, none).

You clearly haven't gotten over SB40. Maybe one day you will. In a way, though, its actually kind of cool to have haters like you and Lumber, who can't stand the Steelers' success but can't come up with any sensible arguments against them. Burn your holes, boys, burn your holes. And get ready for more of the same beatdowns by the Steelers.

May 3, 2009  02:00 AM ET
QUOTE(#9):

First off bucktooth, DEVILDOG never came to debate me..he lost by disqualification...if he is on this site he has to either acknowledge Im the damn king..or LEAVE! I won that debate..and yeah I threw my beer bottle threw the TV screen..I think you should buy me a new TV for leaving such a stupid response...whats your IQ...5..haha!

Nope, we all watched it unfold. Devildog tried his best to find you, and stayed on these blogs for a long time waiting for you, but you were nowhere to be found, you bleeding coward. Who do think you are kidding? And now you continue to break your word by coming back on these blogs. Get off, you cowardly liar.

May 3, 2009  08:08 AM ET

Tim Lumber:
I don't know you, but you seem entertaining enough. I only have one question for you: if you have the arm to put a beer bottle through the TV, where have you been?!?!? Up until last year, your Balitmore Ravens COULD HAVE USED YOU! That's more arm than anyone else they had until Flacco arrived...

May 3, 2009  10:01 AM ET

I didn't know dreatest was even a word. Your an idiot.

May 3, 2009  10:02 AM ET

I didnt know dreatest was even a word. Lumber your an idiot

 
May 3, 2009  10:27 AM ET
QUOTE:

The king is back!

everyone knows i am the REAL KING!!! choker/clown/lefty/modell knows now you know it!

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