NFL  > Pittsburgh Steelers  > Tim Lumber the interview to be posted soon on Pittsburgh-Blitz.com!
May 12, 2009, 04:57 AM
Some of you losers thought I wouldnt have enough gutts to do a interview with Pittsburgh-Blitz.com! Well I stepped up, just to prove my manhood! Every body is teelling me this will be my writing funeral...well I guess we will see! It should be posted up by tuesday..if not it will be wednesday! I let that website ask me questions like some damn Gunney Pig...are you losers happy now? Lets see who wins the battle! If you think your some tough guy..who is a trash talking champ..then we will see how much game you have in there comment section! Pittsburgh-Blitz.com see you girls there!
May 12, 2009  08:54 AM ET

gutts= guts
teelling= telling
Gunny=Guinea
there= their

Just curious as to how you can "interview", "do battle", and "trash talk" when your spelling leaves a lot to be desired? Do you ever proof read what you write?

Reading other blogs, you're supposedly this "famous writer", but you can't spell. I didn't come here to get in a war of words with you, but I'm sure I eventually will, especially if you hate the Cowboys as much as you do the Steelers.

The Steelers had a poor team for so many years back when they first started. They worked, clawed and dug their way up to being prominent and became winners. Their fans suffered for many years until the 70's when Bradshaw and company made the team what they are now. Now, they have 2 SB's recently and you hate them for that?

I'm assuming you're a Baltimore fan? Your city is notorious for having Irsay move his team out in the middle of the night like some common thief, and then the original Browns moved there similarly, with Art Modell becoming the ass of the NFL for doing what he did to Cleveland, and then was made to change the name, to remove himself and his team from even being associated with Cleveland. All the Browns records, colors, names, mascot, and the whole 9 yards, stayed in Cleveland.

I don't think the Steelers are guilty of underhanded things like the two teams from Baltimore. You can debate who you wish to, but you cannot change history.

May 12, 2009  09:19 AM ET

Amusingly, this guy seems to think it was some kind of accomplishment to be asked some questions in an interview as opposed to, say, an actual debate where he'd be matched up against someone else in a battle of wits. That's what he ran away from when challenged by devildog.

All anyone would ever need to know about his guy is that other Ravens fans put him down and tell him to get off these blogs because they don't want a mental midget trying to speak for them or Baltimore. Can't say I blame them.

May 12, 2009  09:27 AM ET

The first time I saw him, I was amused somewhat. He had the audacity to ask me to "join him, because he needs some fools to help him" or words to that effect. ...laffin........

It's hard to go into a battle of wits when the opponent is unarmed. I'm waiting for him to insult me. :-)......I can believe that about other Ravens fans condemning him, and I can't blame them either.

OHhhh..........any other Ravens fans who happen to read what I wrote above, I meant no offense to you or your team...........just seeing what Lumber would say, because I question his intelligence.

May 12, 2009  09:32 AM ET

Are you supposed to be some sort of journalist, Lumber? I can't stand reading a simple message board post from you (with all of your typos and poor grammar), so I can't even imagine reading one of your "articles." As a Pittsburgh fan, I believe my team deserves better than the drivel you come up with. Go back to covering your Baltimore Cravens.

May 12, 2009  10:10 AM ET

So lemme get this straight...

You submitted answers to a Pittsburgh website, with bad spelling, grammar, and punctuation.. while representing "raven-fan", with a brain the size of a walnut, the reasoning powers of a 4-year old, and a delusion-based ego.


This is like knowing where a train is going to wreck and setting up a picnic at the crossing gate.

May 12, 2009  11:31 AM ET
QUOTE(#4):

"..............Are you supposed to be some sort of journalist, Lumber?............."

So he said in another blog. I'm curious as to whether he foams at the mouth too?

May 12, 2009  11:33 AM ET
QUOTE(#5):

"..........with a brain the size of a walnut......."

The image I got with what you said, is of a stegosaurus.....their brain was that size..........*laffin*

May 12, 2009  12:46 PM ET

I just read that so called interview, and that was the lamest excuse for one I've ever seen. I think I may submit it to one of these humor sites and see if other people can get a hoot from it too.

May 12, 2009  03:14 PM ET

You know how you said you trashtalk rather than do any of the "wimpy writer stuff"? The thing is anyone can do that. A good writer can at least spell. You also said how you charge 20$ an autograph. How many have you signed? Are you really popular enough to charge money or even have people recognize you and want one?

I have a feeling this interview is full of CRAP!

May 12, 2009  04:22 PM ET
QUOTE(#9):

You know how you said you trashtalk rather than do any of the "wimpy writer stuff"? The thing is anyone can do that. A good writer can at least spell. You also said how you charge 20$ an autograph. How many have you signed? Are you really popular enough to charge money or even have people recognize you and want one? I have a feeling this interview is full of CRAP!

You can bet it's nothing but crap. He probably had his drinking buddy interviewing him, or maybe even did it himself. There is NO way this man went to college for journalism. No way. He barely can spell his own name, if that is his name. Now, I can believe the picture is him tho.

I've been observing him for a week or so, and it takes a few days between his postings. So, in 2 or 3 days, he may respond to this. Probably in a drunken stupor as we speak, throwing beer cans at his TV........................lol

May 13, 2009  02:26 AM ET

The interview is now posted at Pittsburgh-Blitz.com damn Im good at interviews! I see nothing but wimps here..few people had the gutts to show up and comment..I love it..it shows shows how dominate I am!

May 13, 2009  05:52 AM ET
QUOTE(#11):

The interview is now posted at Pittsburgh-Blitz.com damn Im good at interviews! I see nothing but wimps here..few people had the gutts to show up and comment..I love it..it shows shows how dominate I am!

It's been read. Why would anyone comment anyway? It's nothing but rhetoric, ramblings, and self promotion. I felt no need to comment, because it affects me not. If you can make a living "writing and spewing" as you do, more power to you. It will, however, get to the point to where you'll be ignored, and you'll be left out on your own little island, all by yourself.

The ones who do comment, will eventually tire of it, and go on with more important things, and all your crap will be for naught. Until you learn human relations and cultural diversity, you'll always be one sad puppy. Hating only eats at the hater.

May 13, 2009  08:45 AM ET
QUOTE(#11):

The interview is now posted at Pittsburgh-Blitz.com damn Im good at interviews! I see nothing but wimps here..few people had the gutts to show up and comment..I love it..it shows shows how dominate I am!

Oooh. I bet your good at domination, big boy.

May 13, 2009  11:00 AM ET

The best part of the interview is when steelguy asks Lumber who "they" are ("They all say I'm the best writer ever, a living legend!"). Lumber has absolutely no answer for this, and ends up acknowledging that he's the one who thinks of himself that way. Priceless.

May 13, 2009  11:16 AM ET

Tim, its time to move on to your lifes work.

May 13, 2009  03:25 PM ET
QUOTE(#14):

The best part of the interview is when steelguy asks Lumber who "they" are ("They all say I'm the best writer ever, a living legend!"). Lumber has absolutely no answer for this, and ends up acknowledging that he's the one who thinks of himself that way. Priceless.

I've noticed he has no answer for most anything, except when he gets cornered, then he starts calling people names, like "bucktooth". He's a legend, alright...a legend in his own mind. I find him quite ridiculous. I keep throwing underhanded "insults" at him, waiting for a response, but he hasn't taken the bait yet. Guess he must be a bottom feeder.........Maybe I should change my bait?...........*grins*

May 13, 2009  03:31 PM ET
QUOTE(#10):

You can bet it's nothing but crap. He probably had his drinking buddy interviewing him, or maybe even did it himself. There is NO way this man went to college for journalism. No way. He barely can spell his own name, if that is his name. Now, I can believe the picture is him tho.I've been observing him for a week or so, and it takes a few days between his postings. So, in 2 or 3 days, he may respond to this. Probably in a drunken stupor as we speak, throwing beer cans at his TV........................lol

I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't graduate high school. Didn't he say he broke his TV? I think this is a lie though, trying to sound cool.

May 13, 2009  03:34 PM ET
QUOTE(#15):

Tim, its time to move on to your lifes work.

Funny. He has no life!

May 13, 2009  03:36 PM ET

If I had to guess his occupation, I would think he was one of those driver's who go around emptying septic tanks and portable potties. His attitude would fit.

You know what we should do?.....This might be fun, and a way to intimidate him back. Just an idea tho.
Maybe we could open up one of these things and have people guess his real occupation, his hair color, if any, his age, how many divorces he's been through, if he was ever married........his shoe size............fetishes he may have, like dressing up in womens clothes........etc.

OR...maybe do more interviews with people he has PO'd, and let everyone give their opinion of him....just one interview after another........just an idea, and maybe get a few belly laughs out of it at the same time.

Maybe he'll fall for this bait?

 
May 13, 2009  03:39 PM ET
QUOTE(#17):

I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't graduate high school. Didn't he say he broke his TV? I think this is a lie though, trying to sound cool.

I think he's a 15 yr old kid, who's parents were childless............lol..........he acts like one anyway.

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