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Hey idiot. Yiou are not a journalist. The guys at the Sun said you were a babbling idiot, and when I spoke with editors at your other hire, they too said you were horrendous and a fool. It's time for Fan nation to get rid of you too. At least you spelled things right this time. What you do have mommy dearest write that for you. Lumber, you need to see a shrink because you have serious issues. What a putz.

Hey Tim... even if you were a good writer, would your mom let you out of that child proof fence in your picture long enough to interview for a job? I can see why you decided not to post this picture as your avatar... seeing you makes it even harder to take you seriously LOL.

http://www.fannation.com/users/images/681060

Tim,
You can barely write a paragraph about yourself. It is strongly likely that your skills as a journalist are no better than an angry chimp who hasn't had a banada all day.

Your puncutation is a atrotious and your spelling leaves much to be desired.

Get off this site...and STAY OFF!

*banana

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Hell I will pay the $19.95 for an autograph...Just so I can wipe my *** with it.

That would be money well spent.

Do you do kids parties?



Or is that not allowed under your parole conditions?

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Originally posted 11:12 AM ET  05.20 by MATTUSA

Do you do kids parties?Or is that not allowed under your parole conditions?

Timmy likes sheep not kids but then again the possibilities are endless.....

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Originally posted 02:29 AM ET  05.20 by Tim Lumber

Hello my friend! Have you ever thought..man I wish I had Tim Lumber writing for me? Have you ever thought..damn this guy could make me so much money I could swim in it! Have you ever wanted to interview me for your magazine, newspaper, or website? Have you ever realized im the biggest writing free-agent in the history of journalism? Do you know people who want my autograph for $19.95 per signature? Well here is my contact info e-mail me at timlumber1@aol.com I am currently a free agent! I promise all inquires will be considered! This is not a joke..I am looking around for my next writing job..it could be you..who knows! All interested parties should e-mail me, I will get back to you on your offers...note..more money..the better chance you have of hiring me!

Are you living proof that man can live without a brain?

We know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!

We don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.

We don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that we're not listening.

We heard that the only place you're ever invited is outside. Is that true?

We'd like to give you a going-away present ... but you have to do your part.

Shut up you idiots! Im trying to land me a nice paying job here! Back up out of my face..before I go Trailer Park on you's! I think its time for some magazines to step up with some damn CASH! My stories get so many views..it aint even Funny! Open up your pocketbook Sports Illustarted...and pay me..damn..I get more views than Peter King..Show me the Money bucktooth!

Im unscensored on twitter..sign up for twitter and Follow Tim Lumber..I tell is like it is..inscensored on twitter!

"You reap what you sow."

"Ignorance never was happiness."

"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."

"If Lumber speaks alone in the forest and there is no one to hear him, is he still the dumbest, slowest stooge on the internet?"

GCN you wanna really battle me..come on twitter its unscensored! I will really embarass you! FOLLOW ME people on twitter..I say anything I want to on there..I want a writing job Sports Illustrated..please Pay me the money I deserve!!!!!!

I get more viewers on my message boaards than Peter King..That makes me the real damn King!

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Now you fools have a face behind the Legendary Comments!

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Originally posted 02:04 AM ET  05.21 by Tim Lumber

Im unscensored on twitter..sign up for twitter and Follow Tim Lumber..I tell is like it is..inscensored on twitter!

You blitthering idiot. You can't even spell the word "uncensored".

Why hire you when they can pay a jersey cow to take a shit on the keyboard for free.

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Originally posted 02:55 AM ET  05.21 by Tim Lumber

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Are you testing your spell-checker? It's still broken, you half-wit.