NFL  > Pittsburgh Steelers  > Tim Lumber: Now Writes Blogs for National Sports Review!
May 29, 2009, 02:07 AM
Log onto nationalsportsreview.com and click on to view all blogs! There you will see the Writing God's(me) first blog for the National Sports Review! I guarantee ESPN and Sports Illustrated are going to regret not hiring me! The HR person is going to get fired for not calling me! If I make one promise its the National Sports Review will get more readers than any other sports website..Tim Lumber is a SHOW like no other in writing..I will destroy all these over paid writers..they cant compete with me..Im the Living Legend..now BOW down to me people!!
May 29, 2009  08:23 AM ET

Hey good luck ya big sloppy guy. I mean seriously, what could ESPN and Sports Illustrated be thinking? Any sports mag should want a guy who doesn't know how to use apostrophes or basically any other form of punctuation. If this doesn't work out, you and ART can always get together and clean porta-potties at outdoor Barry Manilow concerts. I mean at LEAST you're qualified for that right?

May 29, 2009  02:00 PM ET

Sweet crispy crap, Lumber, should I feel sorry for you or laugh at you?

Your blog over at the nationalsportsreview site is not a job, you're not receiving a salary, anybody can register for a spot there and start blogging. You know, that little link that says, "Create Your Own Blog!"?

I think I'll laugh at you. Ahahahahaha! Dumba$$.

May 29, 2009  02:39 PM ET

Well, you have to admit one thing.......The Steeler bashing has subsided for a bit anyway, and his main subject is himself....................lol

May 29, 2009  04:34 PM ET
QUOTE(#3):

Well, you have to admit one thing.......The Steeler bashing has subsided for a bit anyway, and his main subject is himself....................lol

Look at him... there's so much to cover...

May 29, 2009  06:51 PM ET

DIm DUmber probably doesn't know he can create blogs on FN. Of course, he'd claim to work for SI then as well.

You know, the button at the top that says "BLOG".

May 30, 2009  01:12 AM ET

Hey there owner came to me! It is a writing job! I was screwed over by ESPN, I cant believe they wouldnt hire me! I am the best damn writer alive, I know this, but apparently companies dont realize, I could sell them 5 times more magazines if they hired me! My day in the sun will come real damn soon! I cant wait..Im going to laugh in your faces..and say..I told you's so!

May 30, 2009  09:05 AM ET
QUOTE(#6):

Hey there owner came to me! It is a writing job! I was screwed over by ESPN, I cant believe they wouldnt hire me! I am the best damn writer alive, I know this, but apparently companies dont realize, I could sell them 5 times more magazines if they hired me! My day in the sun will come real damn soon! I cant wait..Im going to laugh in your faces..and say..I told you's so!

Did THEIR (instead of there... which indicates a place) owner realize you don't know which their, they're, there to use in which situation? Or the they notice your apostrophe key appears to be broken?

May 30, 2009  01:05 PM ET
QUOTE(#7):

Did THEIR (instead of there... which indicates a place) owner realize you don't know which their, they're, there to use in which situation? Or the they notice your apostrophe key appears to be broken?

His writing skills leave a lot to be desired. Evidently, National Sports Review requires at least a 6th grade education, in accordance to requirements set forth by their founder, Jethro Bodine.

 
May 30, 2009  02:37 PM ET

You SUCK!!!

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