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NFL  > Pittsburgh Steelers  > Tim Lumber to change last name to Noodle
May 30, 2009, 02:43 PM
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According to the Hillybilly Oaks Trailer Park and Petting Zoo Tattler, local outhouse legend Tim Lumber is changing his last name to "Noodle." Local gossip tells it that Lumber can longer deliver the "wood", so his last name is a misnomer. Lumber used to be the scrouge of the petting zoo and now even the small furry animals cease running when he walks by. Other sources have said that even medical intervention hasn't helped Lumber's "limp" condition and the Smilin Bob of the Enzyte company was brought in to assist. However, when Bob was last seen leaving "Noodle's" trailer he was no longer "smilin", but was bent over with laughter.

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May 30, 2009  06:43 PM ET
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Haha..very lame!!

May 30, 2009  07:03 PM ET
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LMAO!

May 31, 2009  10:44 AM ET
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Bwahahahaha!

May 31, 2009  04:41 PM ET
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I don't believe you (there was never a time when Lumber could deliver the wood).

 
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