NHL  > General NHL  > Why aren't there more Pens hating millionaires?
June 3, 2009, 04:37 PM
Every time the Penguins win a game I see all the obviously brilliant Pens and Crosby bashers all over the boards whining and crying about how the refs are cheating and the NHL is just trying to win Crosby a cup. Maybe these people are much smarter than me. If I had figured out that all the games were fixed like they obviously have, I would have bet everything I own on the first round, then doubled that in the second round, and then doubled it again in the conference finals. I know you guys obviously know more about hockey than us naive fans that actually believe that Crosby and Malkin are actually great players but do you realize that just in the first 3 rounds you could have gotten an 800% return on your investment? I really hope that at least a few of you geniouses have taken advantage of you powers to read the future and you unprecedented knowledge of the NHL. It's not too late. Obviously the NHL will only let the Wings win no more than 1 more game so you guys are absolute idiots if you don't take advantage of this guaranteed money. If you're not going to bet your mortgage on the rest of the series then quit your crying about conspiracies.

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