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July 10, 2009, 10:05 PM
In Bizzarro world, things are opposite, upside down, and never what they should be.

This thread exists in the Bizzarro world of college football.

1) Pick a team that is not your own. Declare in your first post. You could pick a hated rival or a respected conference member or become a national champion if you had a rough year. It's up to you.

2) Adopt them with the passion of the greatest homer. Research the players, staff, traditions. Become one of those fans. With any luck, you'll learn a few things about the history and traditions of college football.

3) Feel freee to attack your rivals with the zeal of the most passionate fan. The Bizzarro Buckeye loves Woody Hayes and hates all things Maize & Blue. The Bizzarro Trojan drinks Pete Carrol's bath water and hates the Irish.

4) Defend your team against all attacks. Who's brave enough to suffer along with the Irish? Who has the fortitude to walk a mile in their shoes?

5) Love the BCS? then defend the playoff. Die hard playoff fan? Show strength in defending the traditions of the bowls.

Scenario clowns welcome but mind the sign on the door:
[ No shoes, no service. ]
[ No shirt, immediate service. ]

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