2008-09-10T07:16:51-04:00
Who is your Dream Graduation Speaker?
2008-05-14T13:49:41-04:00
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2008-05-15T12:08:21-04:00
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mgrpsu05
New York
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I agree 100% with this list. LD would make a great keynote speaker, especially if Susie did the intro! It would have everyone doubled over in their seats laughing.
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2008-05-14T15:09:15-04:00
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WI
LoS-I Am Torgo
Kaukauna
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Stephen Colbert.
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2008-05-14T14:43:33-04:00
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FL
Ghost.
Miami
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For their outstanding ability of communication and their extensive vocabulary.
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2008-05-14T14:42:39-04:00
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Ghost.
Miami
179755
Emmit Smith and Bill Walton
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2008-05-14T14:08:24-04:00
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drj0514
Charleston
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Larry Bird- great player who used every bit of talent he had with hard work and a quality coach. He knows the game and is a class guy.
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<p><img src="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/sioncampus/05/12/syracuse.lax/vent_ld.jpg" alt="" /> </p><p>Commencement season is upon us and as usual, there are some high profile speakers (<strong>George W. Bush</strong> at Furman University, <strong>Al Gore</strong> at Carnegie Mellon), some low profile speakers (<strong>Allan Houston</strong> at Dowling College, <strong>Bill Nye</strong> at Harvey Mudd College) and some choices that just leave us scratching our heads (<strong>Bianca Jagger</strong> at Simmons College). </p><p>The best commencement speaker we ever heard was <strong>Tom Brokaw </strong>addressing the graduates of the University of Pennsylvania earlier this decade. However, if we could pick anyone in the world to give a speech it would be the following:</p><p><strong>5. Sam Cassell </strong>-- It would just be funny to hear him talk for 30 minutes straight. <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=-EQJjv108W8&feature=related" target="_blank">Just ask Kevin Garnett. </a></p><p><strong>4. Tila Tequila </strong>-- We'd love to see what the parents think about the host of a bisexual dating game being the keynote speaker. </p><p><strong>3. Larry Bird</strong> -- He might not say much, but his message will be blunt and wise. </p><p><strong>2. Jose Canseco</strong> -- Who knows which professors have been using performance-enhancing drugs at our school?</p><p><strong>1. Larry David</strong> -- In all seriousness, we can't think of anyone who'd make a more entertaining speech than LD. Bonus points if <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=IYNrWKEEzn4&feature=related" target="_blank">Susie Essman introduces him.</a></p>Those are our five choices. Who is your dream graduation speaker?
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Andy Gray
New York
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