Letterman targets A-Rod with Top Ten list

Letterman derided Alex Rodriguez on Monday's Late Show.

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David Letterman took aim at Alex Rodriguez with his Top Ten list yesterday on the Late Show. (Here's a direct link to the video.)

The category was "Top Ten Messages Left on Alex Rodriguez's Answering Machine."

10. "Hey, it's Mark McGwire. Want to get together this week and not talk about the past?"

9. "Joe Torre here -- thanks for helping book sales"

8. "Could you find a steroid that keeps you from choking in the playoffs?"

7. "Are you worried this will taint all the championships you didn't win?"

6. "It's Bernie Madoff. Nice try but I'm still the most hated man in New York"

5. "Michael Phelps here. Got any snacks?"

4. "This is Sammy Sosa. Just pretend you don't speak English"

3. "Michael Phelps again. Did I call you or did you call me?"

2. "Hey, it's Rod Blagojevich -- I'll say you're innocent, if you say I am"

1. "It's Madonna. You got a phone number for Jeter?"

What do you think of the list? Can you think of any additions?

Top Ten Messages Left on A-Rod's Answering Machine [Late Show with David Letterman]