The best e-spam I've ever received

2009-06-28T15:13:19-04:00

2009-04-29T14:53:57-04:00

2009-06-28T15:13:19-04:00

mooboynyc

Media 440271

3 You actually read that stuff? No wonder they keep sending it. 5903158

2009-04-30T16:39:40-04:00

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Jonah Freedman

San Francisco 4618

2 Donated it all to the "Obafemi Martins is Missing Fund," Newcastle, U.K. 5248853

2009-04-30T13:45:06-04:00

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Ronaldinho's Dog

Falls Church 408800

1 What have you done with all the money? 5245417

Ah, Nigeria. Home of inspirational, naturally skilled and brilliant footballers who have gone on to star in the English Premier League: Jay-Jay Okocha, Nwankwo Kanu, Jon Obi Mikel, Obafemi Martins ... the list goes on. Too bad Nigeria is probably better know in the electronic age as the home of the most infamous e-mail scams ever. That's why I was thrilled to see the two finally unite in this piece of e-spam I received today, by far the best one ever. I eagerly await <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAH43TZYGt4" target="_blank">a visit from Nigel Seladu</a>... > Subject: WINNING NOTIFICATION > Date: Wed, 29 Apr 2009 14:15:18 -0400 > From: engpremm001@aol.com > To: > > > > Ref No: 575061776 > Batch No: 1056478209/199 > Winning No:EPL8701/LPRC: > > > WINNING NOTIFICATION CONGRATULATIONS!!! > > Dear Esteemed Winner, > > We are delighted to inform you of your prize release from the English > Premier League International Sweepstakes Organization which is fully > based on electronic selection of winners from the email database > worldwide. Your email address was attached to ticket number; 1759, > serial number 948361114. > > This batch draws the lucky numbers as follows: 8382-42 bonus number > 17,which consequently won the lottery in the second category. You > hereby have been approved a lump sum pay of $400,000.00.USD (FOUR > HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS) which has been credited to a Universal ATM > Card that can be accessed from any ATM Point Worldwide. The ATM Card is > in the Desk of your Claims Verification Officer who will release the > ATM Card to you after a successful Claim Verification Process. > > To file for your claim. you will be required to quote Your Reference > Number, Batch Number and Winning Numbers which can be found on the Top > Left Corner of this notification letter. > > NB: For security reasons, we advice all winners to keep this > information confidential from the public until your claim is processed > and your prize released to you. > > This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and > unwarranted taking advantage of this programme by non-participants or > unofficial personnel. > > > > HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE: Simply contact your Claims Verification Agent > with the following information: > > (1) Name: Mr. John Bassey > Email: john-bassey@live.com > Phone: +234-806-585-9021 > Address: 233 Tapa Close Maitama Plaza, Abuja Nigeria > > (2) * FILL AND RETURN THE FORM BELOW > > FULL NAME............................ > DATE OF BIRTH....................... > REFERENCE NUMBER............................ > BATCH NUMBER............................ > WINNING NUMBER............................ > ADDRESS............................. > SEX ........................AGE..... > COUNTRY OF RESIDENCE....................... > NATIONALITY......................... > OCCUPATION.......................... > TELEPHONE......................... > EMAIL............................... > > **Your Reference Number, Batch Number and Winning Numbers which can be > found on the Top Left Corner of this notification letter. > > Congratulations once again on your winnings!!! > > > > Best Regards > Mr. Harrison Williams > (Co-ordinator). > > 63181 http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/459/8/thumb/freedman_jonah.jpg 14 CA

Jonah Freedman

San Francisco 4618