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by Pete McEntegart

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  • 11:00 AM ET  10.08

Our old friend Barry Bonds is in the news again. Making a rare public appearance yesterday at the Macy’s Christmas tree lighting in San Francisco, Barry said he’s enjoying life away from baseball because of its “freedom.”

Here’s what we surmise Barry is doing with all this extra free time:

10. Day-long scalp massages

9. Going on boondoggles with AIG execs

8. Sticking pins in his Jeff Kent voodoo doll

7. Railing that the Feds are only after him and not somebody like Roger Clemens (wait, what?)

6. Desperately trying to keep BALCO trial out of Las Vegas

5. Dispensing tips on dealing with the media to Sarah Palin

4. Coming up with more plausible lies

3. Asking that trial be conducted in his preferred town-hall format

2. Wondering how Mets bullpen can get jobs and he can’t

1. Frantically bailing out Greg Anderson's retirement plan

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