Welcome to the latest edition of Caption This. That's French golfer Jean-Francois Lucquin posing with the winner's trophy of the Omega European Masters on Sunday in Crans, Switzerland.
Feel free to write a suggested caption in the comments section. I will post some selections tonight.
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Here's a top-notch Sweet 16:
“When the concert ended, the Swiss quartet simply folded their horns into their little knives and went on their way.” (Martel)
“All of Switzerland celebrates on that one day of the year when the weather is nice enough to play golf.” (CavemanHC6)
“The long run of futility for French professional golfers ended when Jean-Francois Lucquin's henchmen took out all of the other competitors with poison darts.” (Tim in NY)
“Unfortunately, the dramatic finish of this year's Omega European Masters broadcast was cut short by Heidi.” (Mark G; also working off Heidi were Caveman and AF1)
“Responding to complaints of his arrogance, Jean-Francois pointed to this picture as proof that he wasn't tooting his own horn.” (Midvalley; the theme was also used by Lisa, The Cleve and AF1)
“The Swiss demonstrate why they are on the cutting edge of neutrality -- the world's largest peace pipes.” (KS Elwood)
“Callaway Golf unveils their new ‘Big Brunhilda’ line of drivers in style at the Omega European Masters.” (Homicidal grad student)
“Sure, now the Swiss are behind the winner. They refused to take a side when the tournament was still going on.” (The Cleve)
“In the ultimate act of subliminal advertising, Nike finds a way to insert four giant ‘swooshes’ in Jean-Francois Lucquin's victory photo.” (Zowie; Paul of Walnut Creek CA also mentioned Nike)
“The Bush administration proudly unveils the early warning radar system sold to Poland.” (Skooter)
“These are just prototypes of new beer pong instruments tested for Matt Leinart's next party.” (vgtwoomph)
“Fortunately, Lucquin was not distracted by the Swiss yelling ‘Vous l'homme’ through their gigantic megaphones.” (AF1)
“The Swiss rock group ‘The Gerunds’ play for the European Masters.” (Rickapolis)
“Trying to make sure they are heard, the Swiss tell everyone to ‘GET OFF THEIR LAWN!!!!’” (manta)
“Jean-Francois Lucquin flashes a sly smile because he knows he has shoved bananas into alphorns of the Swiss quartet.” (Lisa)
“Jean-Francois Lucquin proudly shows off his Ricola Invitational trophy.” (Marshall K.; many others played the Ricola angle)
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The idea that the French can win anything was soon blown out of the water.
gill_
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Golf without Tiger doesn't just suck, it blows.
manta
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Calling all 10 Spotter's to the first gathering this weekend! Calling all 10 Spotters!
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Jean-Francois Lucquin proudly shows off his Ricola Invitational trophy.
Marshall K. - Top…
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Who says golfers aren't ****?
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horn y
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In other more interesting new Tiger Woods took some Ricola for a sore throat
ahegel
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RICOLA!!
manta
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All of Switzerland celebrates on that one day of the year when the weather is nice enough to play golf.
Caveman HC6
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New Jamaican crack pipes were delivered just in time for Jean-Francois Lucquin's victory celebration.
Tom, ALRanger
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I had heard that the Swiss were ****, but really!
Marshall K. - Top…
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Evidently, Riccola's loss of sponsorship did not get communicated well.
KS Elwood
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Damn you, manta
KS Elwood
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Unfortunately, the dramatic finish of this year's Omega European Masters broadcast was cut short by "Heidi."
Mark G
Richmond , VA
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'You just wait until it rains, lift up the end, and take a drink.'
Rickapolis
Annapolis , MD
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Serioosly, this looks like victory lane at the "High Times" Golden Tee Tournmanet.
Mark G
Richmond , VA
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Unfortunately, no one saw the thrilling conclusion of the Omega European Masters when the players had to cede the course to a live production of "Heidi."
Caveman HC6
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Backed by the Ricola Horn Section, Jean-Francois wins the International Yodeling Championship.
Marshall K. - Top…
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The real live props on the miniature golf course pose with the Mini Winner...
gill_
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'The Swiss rock group 'The Gerunds' play for the European Masters'.
Rickapolis
Annapolis , MD
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