Write Your Own Joke contest results

2009-04-01T17:19:36-04:00

2008-09-05T10:29:47-04:00

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2008-09-10T06:38:48-04:00

2008-09-05T12:34:19-04:00

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The 10 Spot

New York 3984

FYI, new post up about the 10 Spot Gathering. 2672092

2008-09-05T12:32:14-04:00

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AFd1

Vancouver 246019

AF....Rockwood in about an hour .... Friday is dollar beers rock_chalk That's like.....12 dollars. 2672103

2008-09-05T12:30:05-04:00

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Finsterbaby

208224

DAMNIT!!!!! (DAMNIT!!!! Courtesy of Hemo Enterprises, LLC) 2672044

2008-09-05T12:28:49-04:00

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AFd1

Vancouver 246019

Rock-Hitting Minor Park this weekend? 2671956

2008-09-05T12:28:22-04:00

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thehemogoblin

The University of 43416

DARN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I got a small semblance of a mention...) 2672000

2008-09-05T12:27:29-04:00

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AFd1

Vancouver 246019

Gill, Rock, Elwood-Check out Joe Posnanski's article on the front page. He makes a good case for Frank White and Quiz to be in the HOF. 2672010

2008-09-05T12:25:46-04:00

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gill_

LaCoMo 202477

That's HEDLEY!!! ======== Student discount??? 2671989

2008-09-05T12:24:40-04:00

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gill_

LaCoMo 202477

He hit Buddy! Let's go, girls! DJ C - Pete 3:16 ======== I'm parked over by the commisary... 2671985

2008-09-05T12:23:16-04:00

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DJ C - Pete 3:16

Palmyra 138881

Just make sure it's the real Rock Ridge, not some fake Hollywood set. Martel - Moopsbane | 09/05/08, 12:22 PM ----------------------- He hit Buddy! Let's go, girls! 2671918

2008-09-05T12:22:47-04:00

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DJ C - Pete 3:16

Palmyra 138881

Hey, one of my customer's today is named Rock Ridge...I keep having visions of Hedley Lamar... gill predicts KC 3-13 | 09/05/08, 12:21 PM ------------------------ That's HEDLEY!!! Oh...that's what you said.... 2671915

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I'm glad to see that the long layoff didn't dull the Peanut Gallery's rapier-like wit. Terrific work as always on the WYOJ contest. Here are September's results:Topic 1: "LeBron James was beaten soundly yesterday in two games of H-O-R-S-E by a warehouse worker on an outdoor court at Venice Beach. __________."Winner: "And after the game, LeBron quietly bought the warehouse and fired the guy." (Skooter)Honorable Mention: "He also lost to Mario Chalmers and Darrell Arthur in a game of ‘M-A-R-I-J-U-A-N-A.'" (Rickapolis)"LeBron was flummoxed by the union warehouse worker's insistence on 15-minute breaks between shots." (mgbode)"King James immediately said that his team needed better players." (Anthony Verna)"LeBron apparently thought they were playing Canadian Rules H-O-U-R-S-E." (Mark G)"Of course, that's the Douay version of events; the King James version ends differently." (Martel)"We haven't seen a defeat at H-O-R-S-E that bad since Catherine the Great." (manta)"LeBron then regained his self-esteem by challenging the worker to a game of B-A-N-K." (MotownHogFan)"He comforted himself with the quiet confidence that he aced the K-R-Z-Y-Z-E-W-S-K-I test." (Brian K Jones)"In other NBA news, Stephon Marbury was beaten by a female intern in a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors." (Zowie)"Apparently the warehouse worker's college degree enabled him to out-spell King James handily." (Martel; others including hemo also riffed on the college angle)Topic 2:"The IOC is investigating the silver and bronze medalists in the Olympic hammer throw, both from Belarus, for suspected doping offenses. __________."Winner: "The tell-tale needle marks became evident when their pants, like those of many men who wield hammers for a living, slid down a bit too far." (Tim in NY)"Suspicion arose when the two athletes threw the hammer using only their teeth." (Midvalley)"The first clue was when the athletes threw their arms off with the hammers." (AV)"Initial reports indicate the two had high alcohol levels, but that's to be expected in ‘White Russians.'" (Caveman HC6)"The IOC was tipped off when the commission received photographs of the Belarussians doing carpentry at Jose Canseco's house." (Tim in NY)"The Belarus throwers were later cleared of doping when it was determined the greater distances were due to throwing Chinese gymnasts rather than hammers." (RedWing314)"The IOC became suspicious when the two medalists had six ears between them." (Rickapolis)"The Swedish gold medalist, Thor, is not under any suspicion." (Martel)"The IOC became suspicious when they realized that all the hammers in Belarus had been recycled into plowshares years ago." (gill)"There was no comment from the gold medalist, who is from Belalugosi." (Rickapolis)"The gold medal winner was cleared of all suspicion, being Chinese." (Martel; Caveman HC6 and Midvalley also worked a similar angle) 1359 http://img.fannation.com/upload/user_profile/image/396/4/thumb/mcentegart_pete.jpg 6586 NY

The 10 Spot

New York 3984