2009-04-01T17:19:36-04:00
Write Your Own Joke contest
2008-09-04T16:11:57-04:00
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2008-09-10T06:38:48-04:00
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2008-09-05T10:38:03-04:00
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NY
Anthony Verna
New York
88292
Sheesh. . . you try to have some fun and you get a lecture back.
2670301
2008-09-05T10:33:30-04:00
8904
WA
Marshall K. - Top Cat
Tacoma
410526
FGB, you can honk at the Resaca exit (Just below Dalton) for the McKnight clan. I'll tell them to be listening....
Stack1009 | 09/05/08, 09:28 AM
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I was in Dalton for about six months, back in 1978. Nice area. And I have an older half-brother who lives outside Cleveland, GA. And a bit of trivia for everyone. Cleveland Ga is where they make the Cabbage Patch dolls. Yep, right there in a sleepy little north Georgia town. Who'd a thunk it?
2670159
2008-09-05T10:31:52-04:00
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2863
TX
Tom, ALRanger
Richardson
439806
Results . . .
2670166
2008-09-05T10:30:17-04:00
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OR
Skooter23g
Gakona
89775
Okay.....I got nuthin'....but will return later
2670129
2008-09-05T10:28:14-04:00
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2757
TX
I'll Procrastinate Tomorrow
Richardson
286399
James
The winning shot: "Off the semi, off the forklife, off the pallet jack, nothing but net!"
Jumpin' Joe | 09/05/08, 10:26 AM
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JJ, you work at NBC?
2670057
2008-09-05T10:26:42-04:00
51
TX
Jumpin' Joe
San Antonio
182027
James
The winning shot: "Off the semi, off the forklife, off the pallet jack, nothing but net!"
2670030
2008-09-05T10:24:44-04:00
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gill_
LaCoMo
202477
don't know why you are all talking baseball when it's football season. Sheesh.
KS Elwood
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I thought football started back in July, when the Chiefs went to Wisconsin...or was it back in May at the OFA's or whatever they're called...or back at the draft...
2670016
2008-09-05T10:24:16-04:00
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OR
Skooter23g
Gakona
89775
soooooooooooooooo any east coast or southern teams scheduled to get whupped by a left coast team this weekend????
2670043
2008-09-05T10:24:04-04:00
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8433
TN
FGB
Neyland Stadium
111430
Maybe the first down markers are holograms & the receivers had no idea how far they needed to go.
Becky37
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They kept looking for the yellow first down line.
2669996
2008-09-05T10:22:44-04:00
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3484
KS
KS Elwood
Merriam
136908
I don't know why you are all talking baseball when it's football season. Sheesh.
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<p>After a two-month absence, the Write Your Own Joke (WYOJ) contest is back. As before, I will supply two potential set-ups. Your task will be to supply the punchlines.</p><p>Let's get right to it:</p><p><strong>Topic 1</strong>: "<strong>LeBron James</strong> was beaten soundly yesterday in two games of H-O-R-S-E by a warehouse worker on an outdoor court at Venice Beach. __________."</p><p><strong>Topic 2</strong>: "The IOC is investigating the silver and bronze medalists in the Olympic hammer throw, both from Belarus, for suspected doping offenses. __________."</p><p>Since it's been a while, let's review some ground rules. If you plan to submit a punchline to either or both set-ups, please don't read the other comments until you've done so. My concern isn't so much that you'll swipe the ideas of your fellow posters, but that you'll try to avoid using the same lines/concepts as others. Honest duplication is a near certainty in an exercise like this. I'm more concerned that you give your imagination free rein.</p><p>I will post a winner and some honorable mention selections for each set-up as tomorrow morning's post. Good luck, and have fun.</p>
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6586
NY
The 10 Spot
New York
3984