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  <title>Lunchtime laughs: He's really Ocho Cinco?</title>
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        <body>I thought of 5 jokes. None appropriate for this blog.
Anthony Verna | 09/03/08, 11:01 AM 

That never stopped DJ.....

Naw, that's the good stuff Lisa.
Stack1009 | 09/03/08, 11:02 AM 

I've never tried it again, so I'll take your word for it!</body>
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        <body>New post is up.  Just as I suspected.</body>
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        <body>Marshall, I hope you had a diet-coke to go with that... 

I'll Procrastinate Tomorrow 
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If Marshall keeps up these kind of eating habits, someome may need to bless his heart, and not in a good way.
Martel - Moopsbane | 09/03/08, 10:48 AM 
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Actually, when it comes to soda, all I drink are diet colas.  I've tapered off a bit, but I used to drink a 2-liter every day.  Thank goodness for nutra-sweet.  If I drink a regular soda, all that sugar makes it taste sickly sweet to me.
I don't have the best dietary habits, but I actually eat very little fast food.  Over the last three months, I've probably eaten at fast food joints less than half a dozen times.  One good thing I do is eat lots of fruit and drink lots of oranje juice.  I would rather have fruit for dessert than a pastry or candy or cake.</body>
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        <body>it may have just been a bad batch, but holy crap I thought my insides were on fire!
Lisa - Go Big Blue! 

Naw, that's the good stuff Lisa.</body>
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        <body>You can fuel your vehicle and have a refreshing drink all at the same time! Honestly I had some of the stuff one time, and it may have just been a bad batch, but holy crap I thought my insides were on fire!

Lisa - Go Big Blue! | 09/03/08, 10:53 AM 
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I thought of 5 jokes.  None appropriate for this blog.</body>
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        <body>DOC - No problem, how about a little &amp;quot;Shave and a haircut&amp;quot; on the car horn?

FGB
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I'll be listening for it.</body>
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        <body>DOC - No problem, how about a little &amp;quot;Shave and a haircut&amp;quot; on the car horn?</body>
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        <body>DOC - I hope the Braves didn't use all of their runs for this week. We are taking the boys to the game this Saturday.

FGB 
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Wave at us as you pass by on I-75 south.  We're at exit 350, just past the GA welcome center.</body>
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        <body>and keeps the Tahoe running real smooth . . .
Tom, actuarially, tla | 09/03/08, 10:51 AM 

You can fuel your vehicle and have a refreshing drink all at the same time!  Honestly I had some of the stuff one time, and it may have just been a bad batch, but holy crap I thought my insides were on fire!</body>
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        <body>Did I ever tell y'all that I bought my wife a shotgun before I bought her an engagement ring?
Stack1009

That would have been one emphatic no, had that been her response.</body>
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  <body>&lt;p&gt;We promise no puns about South Carolina coach &lt;strong&gt;Steve Spurrier&lt;/strong&gt; picking a QB named &lt;strong&gt;Smelley&lt;/strong&gt;:&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;bull; Bengals WR &lt;strong&gt;Chad Johnson&lt;/strong&gt; has legally changed his name to &amp;quot;Ocho Cinco.&amp;quot; The number, of course, represents his IQ.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;bull; OK, that&amp;#39;s not fair. It actually represents the flashy receiver&amp;#39;s uniform number. Remember, Johnson&amp;#39;s been asking for a trade all year. He figures that by adding a little Hispanic flair, he&amp;#39;s a perfect fit in for the NFL team in L.A.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;bull; Both &lt;strong&gt;Stephen Drew&lt;/strong&gt; and &lt;strong&gt;Adrian Beltr&amp;eacute;&lt;/strong&gt; hit for the cycle yesterday, the first time in nearly 88 years that the feat was achieved twice on the same day. Statisticians calculated the odds as the rough equivalent of a female, one-term Alaskan governor becoming vice president.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;bull; Decathlon gold medalist &lt;strong&gt;Bryan Clay&lt;/strong&gt; says that swimming superstar &lt;strong&gt;Michael Phelps&lt;/strong&gt; isn&amp;#39;t versatile enough to be considered the world&amp;#39;s best athlete. Phelps said he didn&amp;#39;t hear Clay&amp;#39;s comments, because his ears were stuffed with 14 gold medals.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;bull; Alabama and second-year coach &lt;strong&gt;Nick Saban&lt;/strong&gt; looked terrific in smoking No. 9 Clemson 34-10 in the season opener for both teams Saturday. Wow, that win&amp;#39;s going to look mighty nice on Saban&amp;#39;s r&amp;eacute;sum&amp;eacute; for his next job hunt.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;bull; &lt;strong&gt;Roger Clemens&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;#39; son, minor league baseball player &lt;strong&gt;Koby&lt;/strong&gt;, was charged with disorderly conduct in southern Virginia over the weekend after a scuffle at a restaurant. The younger Clemens apparently suffered a blackened third eye.&lt;/p&gt;</body>
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