MLB will today release the first spots of what's billed as its largest ever ad campaign, a $65 million effort to hype the postseason. Perhaps surprisingly, MLB will stick with the slogan, "There's Only One October." The spots will air on Fox, TBS and affiliated networks and feature the likes of American Idol judge Randy Jackson, actor Timothy Hutton, comedians Frank Caliendo, Jeff Foxworthy and Bill Engvall, and an animated Stewie from Family Guy.
Personally, we would have mixed things up a little more. Here are some suggestions for a new ad slogan for postseason baseball:
10. Now With 100% Fewer Yankees
9. What Else Are You Doing At 1 A.M. On A Weeknight?
8. At Least It's Live
7. Because Joe Buck's Not On TV Enough
6. Tune In So You Can Tell Your Kid What Happened
5. Lame Fox Promos Fever -- Catch It!
4. Eventually, Tim McCarver Has To Be Right About Something
3. Don't Miss Scott Boras' Latest Announcement
2. We Guarantee The Chinese Won't Win
1. Watch -- Or We'll Bring Back Dane Cook



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11. Who will be the new Bartman for the Cubs?
Munkcy
Weehawken , NJ
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11. We will figure out a way to make everyone loathe the Cubs
unklesam
Philadelphia , PA
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1. Watch -- Or We'll Bring Back Dane Cook
Reason enough to watch right there.
Aimless Wonderer
Brooklyn , NY
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13. A la the NBA we promise our umpires will make certain it will NOT be The Rays vs. The Marlins in the World Series
unklesam
Philadelphia , PA
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Stewie: It's time for a party. A sexy MLB party.
DJ C - Pete 3:16
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Come get that nostalgic feeling by watching the Mets collapse again.
DJ C - Pete 3:16
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Timothy Hutton was the best they could do for an actor?
FGB
Neyland Stadium, TN
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At Least It's Live
The 10 Spot
Or, is it a Live Hologram?
Becky37
Acton , MA
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MLB Playoffs--now featuring instant replay!
gill_
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13. A la the NBA we promise our umpires will make certain it will NOT be The Rays vs. The Marlins in the World Series
unklesam
Boy, would the ratings plummet with that one. Do the ratings go below zero?
Becky37
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Isn't Randy Jackson a lefty?
Anthony Verna
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Yo, Dawg! Check thizout! Theze guys really bring it, and they take it all the way home, Dawg! They do their thang!
gill_
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MLB Playoffs--now featuring instant replay!
gill
Which guarantees that the games will go past 1 am
Becky37
Acton , MA
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Come get that nostalgic feeling by watching the Mets collapse again.
DJ C - Pete 3:16
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Why would that be a reason to watch the postseason since, according to your theory, the Mets would have missed them altogether thanks to their collapse?
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Why would that be a reason to watch the postseason since, according to your theory, the Mets would have missed them altogether thanks to their collapse?
The 10 Spot
Could always be a postseason collapse.
Aimless Wonderer
Brooklyn , NY
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Boy, would the ratings plummet with that one. Do the ratings go below zero?
Becky37 | 08/28/08, 11:13 AM
Funny, 0 seems to be the total fans both those teams have combined. They could perhaps increase viewership on that one if they payed at 4:30 PM and equipped all Sizzlers with flat screens.
unklesam
Philadelphia , PA
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The spots will air on Fox, TBS and affiliated networks and feature the likes of American Idol judge Randy Jackson, actor Timothy Hutton, comedians Frank Caliendo, Jeff Foxworthy and Bill Engvall, and an animated Stewie from Family Guy.
The 10 Spot
If FOX is going to drop my shows for this, the least they could do is add the actors from my favorite shows (Prison Break & Bones) to the list.
Becky37
Acton , MA
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Yo, Dawg! Check thizout! Theze guys really bring it, and they take it all the way home, Dawg! They do their thang!
gill
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That scares me a little.
FGB
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payed=played
unklesam
Philadelphia , PA
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MLB ads....where else can D-Listers get face time?????
Skooter23g
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